1. One Nation under God [& under survellance]
2. Confucious says: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
3. I'm not B I G you're just small.
4. Beer drinking is a form of recycling.
5. Save time! See it my way.
6. You're the reason man has a middle finger.
7. I'm trying to see things grom your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my a$$.
8. To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
9. 333, I'm only half evil.
10. Will fart for food.
11. Want cheap gas? Pull my finger.
12. If I don't remember, it didn't happen.
13. Do you wear a hat so you know which end to wipe?
IF YOU HAVE ANY, LET US KNOW!
2007-05-17 11:26:48 · 4 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
those are funny i do happen to really like and use # 5,and # 6!
2007-05-17 11:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by ~*~AmethystMoonBeams~*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-17 11:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Miss T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I use #7 and #12 - thanx!
2007-05-17 11:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Norman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. like #8
2007-05-17 12:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋