Bush keeps terrorists away. I have a rock on my desk and it keeps tigers away from me. I paid $100 for it. And since I got it, no tigers have attacked me. Since 911, there have been no terrorist attacks in the US. So Bush must be doing a great job, just like my tiger proof rock.
2007-05-17 09:13:53 · 10 answers · asked by Jimmy 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
okay , Lisa Simpson, I will cease paying the Bear tax
2007-05-17 09:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never had any tigers near my house. But there are rats in the garage. I bought a machine that emits a sound inaudible to humans that repels rats. I guess it works because there is no rat poop within 12 inches of it. Too bad it doesn't protect a larger area.
I guess just because terrorists attacked the country twice, and other attacks have been foiled, and terrorists keep saying they plan to defeat us, doesn't mean that we could ever expect them to attack again.
2007-05-17 09:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by The First Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a problem with tigers in your area??? Or do you work for a circus or a zoo? Or perhaps you are a staffer for those magicians...?
Okay, my everyday life does not involve the lack of diplomacy of tigers, nor the the lack of intelligence of tigers - whereas as a member of a once military family involved with Operation Iraqi Freedom and up to date on current envents AND aware of America's disintegrating standing among educated World opinion - I have a serious problem with Bush and his administration...I mean come on...what hasn't gotten screwed up since he has been in office?
The man and his entire cabinet and staff should be thrown in jail for their lies and treason against this country. Ignorance and stupidity is no excuse in our court of law so why of all people should our President be exempt from it?
2007-05-17 09:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by RayBar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just another Bush Basher, Look we went to war in Iraq with the Best Intell at the time, so did he really lie? John Kerry, HILARY CLINTON, John Edwards, Ted Kennedy all made speech to the constitutes saying that Iraq had WMD's or the capability. Now do we give them a pass because there Liberals? Heck in 98 Clinton bombed a supposed WMD depot in Iraq with the same intell as Bush had. Come on get real, How about this WE NO FOR A FACT THAT BILL CLINTON LIED about having and Affair with a girl most of US wouldn't have touched in high school, we also Know that the Clinton's had scandal after scandal WHITE WATER, Jen Flowers, Monica, ETC. Hell David Geffen a Former Clinton supporter stated that THE CLINTON'S LIE COMFORTABLE ALL THE TIME!!! So I ask you and all the other Bush basher's who do you Believe tells the truth BUSH OR THE CLINTON'S?
If your against war that's your right but this hatred toward our president is not right or American if you disagree that's fine you disagree but this pure hatred by these Left -wing - nuts is insane
2007-05-17 10:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by dez604 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant!
I'd tell you the truth that he's doing a great job of messing everything up for you guys, but I think I'd make the Bush fans angry and possibly be called unpatriotic - and I wouldn't want that.
The rock on the other hand sounds like he's doing a good job.
2007-05-17 09:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mr G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No-one can ever really stop terrorists, yes there hasent been another 9/11 in America...YET. Sorry to break it to you but Bush is probably antagonising the terrorists not keeping them away.
2007-05-17 11:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, I take it tigers are a problem where your from.
Bush needs his own spine instead of borrowing other peoples.
2007-05-17 09:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Stacy R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you read the papers? Do you miss the lies, do you miss the accusations?
2007-05-17 09:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is such a lousy president.
2007-05-17 16:23:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mind if l quote you. that is absolutely priceless.
2007-05-17 13:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by edie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋