Why are women allowed to Drive?

Question

I mean... There aren't any roads between the Kitchen and the Bedroom.

Answer 1

I could care less about the car, but for the fun of it can you buy me a scooter? I need a bit o' fun when going from the kitchen to the bedroom and of course back from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Answer 2

Women are allowed to drive because it is their right which they earned. Contrary to men, women earned their right,.
It was not granted to them on a sliver platter..
Women have fought for all they have and they should be rescepted not treated as you are doing. Do you know that in this last century, women have fought for many rights, and they have won.with integerty and honor.. You should be so proud of what the women in this country have accomplished. So many women in other parts of the world have not been so fortuate. There are still women in other parts of the world
that live lives of great trudgery and slavery. In this century this is a total shame for all mankind.
Do you know that World War ll would not have been won, if there were not women in the homefront backing up and supporting the men at the warfront. These Women worked along side of the few men who were left at home. Women worked in factories all over the country making ammunication, ships, planes, and anything else that was needed for a War you guys started and where her men-folk were getting killed.
Do you know that these women drove all kinds of vechicles, jeeps, trucks, cars, and were rightly respected by the men in the factories and the ones at war. There were also women that flew planes and women that helped out at the front, in army hospitals and headquarters.. Some of these women out that the warfront, yes drove trucks, cars and hospital ambuances. .Check your history. If women were smart enough at that needed time in history and the men of that era trusted them with their "War", don't you think they are just as smart and just as worthy to be trusted even today.
Today women are bettered educated and they sure are smart enough and even more. The women of today are indepent and strong and most of them work outside the home. How do you think these women would be able to get an education and go out to work if they did not drive.
Most cities and towns are big and driving is not just a right but a means for her to get to where she needs to quickly and efficiently and be home in time when the kids come home from school and still cook her hubby's supper. This seems to me a longer distance from kitchen to bedroom. Don't you think?
How you can suggest what you have written here is a grave insult to all women and to the men in an era that honored them for their duty to their country and people.
I think what you are writing here are just jokes to arose people. But they are not funny.. They are certainly an insult to all the women out here, and I mean all.. like your own women-folk, your mother, grandmother, and sisters.
God Bless you with a Clear View of Things and Sound Reasoning.

Answer 3

Wow, ha ha. You know, there *is* a jokes section on Yahoo answers. But you're really hoping to offend rather than amuse, am I right? I could try to come up with an anti-men joke, but to be honest, I like men, in general, and it seems sorta childish.

EDIT: There's a difference between laughing at yourself and laughing at other people. One of them is all in good fun, one of them is obnoxious and presumes far too much. Save the sexist jokes for all-male audiences next time. That's called good manners. Try telling black person jokes at the next NAACP meeting, and then complaining that they don't have a sense of humor......

Answer 4

There are probably a few between the kitchen and the grocery store, not to mention the kids' schools.

Answer 5

Who said Women need a road to drive on? They go off-roading when it comes to Men like you.

Answer 6

So they could run people like you over. A word of caution, you better be careful or the woman in your life will make you into mincemeat. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

Answer 7

Why are people like you allowed to Write?

I mean... There aren't any roads between your brain and your fingers.

Edit to Ominious: Read it again. There cannot be anything sexist about a joke that makes no reference to gender.

Edit 2: "Go on Google and find another sexist joke..."

It's called a metaphor! Just smile, baby, it's all in fun!

Answer 8

Haha I love all the hate answers. Kinda funny and sad that they don't know that's what he's looking for. Even more pathetic is that they don't know it's a joke.

Babs what you said makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Go on Google and find another sexist joke because you really need help coming up with some. (I'm a jerk I know.)

EDIT

That's not what I said. I said what you said makes no sense whatsoever. There is NO road between ANYONE'S brain and fingers. So go to Google and find a joke to get back to the poster.

Answer 9

in saudi arabia, women CANNOT drive. sad but true. they also cannot vote, and cannot go out in public without being with a man.

america's relationship with saudi arabia is . . . . . . complicated.

good luck.

Answer 10

Someone has to show men the proper way to do it.