She'd finally said Yes,
My face was aglow,
This Fridey night,
Whar should we go?
I called her up Wensdey,
She sounded so sweet,
She loves TV dinners,
I asked should we meet.
She paused oh so briefly,
Said come'n pick me up,
Her Daddy'd be home,
And wanted to say "wassup?"
I pulled in her drive,
My heart was a'hummin,
But then came a shock,
My nose started runnin.
Two feet from the door,
I slowed from my trot,
What should I do,
With this nose filled with snot?
The answer was clear,
I reached fer my pocket,
No hanky was there,
It was time fer SnotRocket.
One huge blow I let,
Without even hockin,
Little did I know,
Her Momma was watchin.
Dedicated to tarabearsmom, per her request.
2007-05-17
07:40:07
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