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She'd finally said Yes,
My face was aglow,
This Fridey night,
Whar should we go?

I called her up Wensdey,
She sounded so sweet,
She loves TV dinners,
I asked should we meet.

She paused oh so briefly,
Said come'n pick me up,
Her Daddy'd be home,
And wanted to say "wassup?"

I pulled in her drive,
My heart was a'hummin,
But then came a shock,
My nose started runnin.

Two feet from the door,
I slowed from my trot,
What should I do,
With this nose filled with snot?

The answer was clear,
I reached fer my pocket,
No hanky was there,
It was time fer SnotRocket.

One huge blow I let,
Without even hockin,
Little did I know,
Her Momma was watchin.

Dedicated to tarabearsmom, per her request.

2007-05-17 07:40:07 · 7 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

That is the sweetest thing anybody has done for me in a long time. I love it. Muah.

2007-05-17 07:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I love poetry and comedy and that was pretty good. LMAO

2007-05-17 07:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

AWWWwwwwwww Beautiful !!!!!!!

2007-05-17 07:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 · 1 0

you make me all warm and fuzzy when you talk like that!

2007-05-17 07:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by Niffer 6 · 0 0

lol!!!ewwwww!!lol!!you are very a talented man!!
but i would want one with a frog in it.....lol!!
[i just loved that frog one!!]

2007-05-17 08:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0 1

YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!

2007-05-17 07:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0 0

*swoon*

2007-05-17 08:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by xx 3 · 1 0

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