Let's have some fun. Give me the names of your top candidates for the most undesirable looking players that have ever played the game. Keep in mind that Manny Ramirez just needs a haircut while Willie McGee was just plain ugly. I will bring up their pictures on the internet and my wife will select the best answer. No more than (3) names with each response including your reason why they belong on the list. The list with the best (3) most ugly players wins "best answer"
2007-05-17 07:18:11 · 16 answers · asked by Frizzer 7 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Great list Aaron
2007-05-17 07:24:55 · update #1
1. Ron Karkovice...puberty set in, here come the zits, puberty passed, zits leave.....MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE!
2. Otis Nixon...What is this guy like 100?? when he was 20...
3. Randy Johnson...see 1.
2007-05-17 07:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by inquisitive1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ugly Baseball Players
2016-10-01 05:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The All Ugly Team
C Yogi Berra Retired
1BDavid Ortiz BOS
2B Jack Wilson PIT
SS Honus Wagner Dead
3B Ty "Chewbaka: Wigginton TB
OF Willie "ET" McGee Retired
OF Otis Nixon Retired
OF Daryl Hamilton Retired
Closer Jason Isringhausen STL
RP Ezequeil Astacio HOU
SP Don Mossi(and the Dumbo Ears)Dead
SP Randy Johnson ARI kind of a tie with Mossi
2007-05-17 07:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Marc C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question. The top 3 ugliest players in baseball history are: 1. Ezequiel Astacio. The picture in my mind of this poor human being makes me thank God everyday for just losing my hair. 2.Willie Tavaras. Because quite frankly he looks like a serial rapist. And finally Randy Johnson narrowly edging out Otis Nixon. Mullet or no mullet, the man's face looks like he used an orbital sander to wash his face before bed as a child.
Topping this list would be a tremendous accomplishment, lol to all that join in.
2007-05-17 08:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Eric t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Julian Tavarez (pitching as we speak) combine a ski slope forehead, pot marks the size of golf divits and a head that looks like it was in the microwave for a couple revolutions and you've got this repugnant #5 starter...
Grover Cleveland Alexander...(especially after a night of drinking) a lack of sunscreen, a 102 degree St. Louis day game and a bottle of Wild Turkey and you've got this unsightly HOF.
Oil Can Boyd (the 2007 version...look up the Brockton Rox) wrinkles, coke bottle size glasses and the double earring effect is a recipe for ugly cookies
2007-05-17 07:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Corkadorkadoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many ugly baseball players out there. Here is my top 10. These players not only exhibit ugliness on-field but off-field as well shown through these pictures.
(1) Bartolo Colon - Look at this mug. Not to offend anyone but looks rather DOWN SYNDROMED.
http://www.boston.com/news/packages/mlballstar98/images/colon.jpg
(2) Ezequiel Astacio - Looks like an orangutan.
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/astacio0407.jpg
(3) Otis Nixon - A cross between an old historical native american woman and a famished somalian.
http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/sports_photos/MLB/Braves/otis_nixon_AndyLyons.jpg
(4) Willie McGee - Just look at him. Need I say more.
http://dee-nee.com/wiki/images/a/ac/McGeeA.JPG
(5) Fernando Valenzuela
http://markguerrero.net/images/Fernando_cover.jpg
(6) Jorge Cantu - He may have the worst skin on an athlete.
http://www.cbc-raleigh.com/capcom/news/2004/bulls_04/all_stars/jorge_cantu.jpg
(7) Julian Tavarez - EWWWWW....
http://www.cubschronicle.com/images/players/julian-tavarez.jpg
(8) Randy Johnson - No need for explanation.
http://www.augustasports.com/images/headlines/082799/randy_johnson__mug_.jpg
(9) Antonio Alfonseca - HMmm...could make a comment but it may come off offensive...
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/phf-aaes011.jpg
(10) John Kruk - Only reason he looks half decent to many is because we have seen him on the tube so much. We are gettin used to his look but honestly, look at him....especially with his MULLET that he used to sport
http://media.scout.com/Media/NHL/375005_kruk042494.JPG
2007-05-17 08:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by iky75 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don Mossi wins the all-time grand championship.
Ron Karkovice looked like he shaved with a lawn mower.
Joe Torre. How I loathe seeing that craggy visage glowering in the dugout in October, zoomed-in so that his nose looks like Mt. Vesuvius.
What is with Astacio's face anyway? Some condition? He's the only player in recent Octobers that Fox wouldn't give an extreme closeup.
2007-05-17 10:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Chipmaker Authentic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Otis Nixson
Mark McGuire
Randy Johnson
2007-05-17 07:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ezequiel Astacio (Now with the Texas Rangers)
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/20/208853.jpg
Willie McGee
http://www.ford-mobley.com/players/Wm3.jpg
Andy Etchebarren (check out this uni-browed mug...)
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/al/baltios/etchebarren0.jpg
2007-05-17 09:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this guy, Rowland Office, OF for the Atlanta Braves in the 1970's
2007-05-17 07:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋