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2007-05-17 06:52:49 · 27 answers · asked by ~Lucky~ 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

The one about the girl who found an engagement ring in her KFC chicken! :-)

2007-05-17 18:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by riodejaneirofun3 6 · 1 0

This one:

guardian posed this question:
Member since: December 31, 2006


guardian
Why do people from texas think there better than everyone else ? we all know there all dunb asses?



Chick-a-dee…I answered
Member since: December 29, 2006

Chick-a-Dee


You pose a very interesting question that I am dying to answer but before I do, let me point out a couple of very important things regarding your question.
1. Texans enjoy use the rule of capitalization. We capitalize the beginning of sentences and very inportant places such as Texas.
2. Texans love it when people use the proper words. Homonyms are very tricky, we understand. Words like there, they're and their are three different words with three very different definitions that can not be used interchangably. There meaning a place. Their meaning belonging to a second or third party. They're is a contraction for "they are." We understand it is complicated.
3. Texans enjoy reading things with proper punctuation. You are not questioning the fact that we are "dunb asses", are you? You sound confident in your accusation already.
This brings me to my last point:
4. Texans love it even better when you know how to spell. Literacy is a very important thing so you will not look dumb yourself. We do not like to look like we do not know what we are trying to express in writing.
This is why we have high school and ged programs.

I encourage you to look at a elementary english book for a list of rules regarding spelling, punctuation, captialization, and homonyms. It will help you tremendously when you are trying to be funny and look like a DUMB *** anyways :)

So, I guess we aren't the ones looking like a dumb *** right now, are we?

Source(s):
Common sense :)

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2007-05-17 14:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Chick-a-Dee 5 · 0 2

Stuff about weight loss, because I used to be heavy, but went on a life changing plan and lost 70 pounds and have kept it off for over 6 years.

2007-05-17 13:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by Care 4 · 0 0

There was a 16 yo girl who was feeling sick and her mother didnt think it warrented going to the doctor. I raised 3 girls, so had a little experience with how they feel. She thanked me afterward for not assuming she was pregnant. That meant a lot to me. I'm tearing up just typing this.

2007-05-17 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by phlada64 6 · 0 0

idk..ive answered alot of questions. but out of recent ones, it would probly be the one where you had to do an acrostic poem for your name or screenname. i had some fun doing it even though i had a bad headache...you could tell i was having fun because i got best answer. yeah!

2007-05-21 11:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0 0

Any and all of the ones directly addressing Naka's Evil Twin.

2007-05-17 13:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 0 0

If I painted the water hose black, could i sell my
black hose on e-bay

it was funny to me, because of the Don Imas thing

2007-05-17 13:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by tinabadina 3 · 0 0

All the questions where I get a best answer are my all time favourites!!!

2007-05-17 13:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Wisdom on a platter 3 · 1 0

the questions where I got a best answer.

2007-05-17 13:58:59 · answer #9 · answered by cherfan1228 4 · 0 0

The one I got best answer for which was "what do you think of your kin folks"
My answer: (ADD version) worst people that I know.

2007-05-17 13:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by beenthere 3 · 0 0

The ones where I can give the best smart-a $ $ response.

2007-05-17 13:55:26 · answer #11 · answered by Bill W 【ツ】 6 · 0 0

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