Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a BJ. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced
2007-05-17 03:24:48 · 12 answers · asked by Ron 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
haha .. that is so cute.. can I add one
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "**** the women."
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time?"
2007-05-17 04:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by sabina t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Chelsie is getting redy to pass off to college. Hillary asks her " on your man or woman sturdy i choose toknow while you're sexually energetic". Chelsie says "no longer in accordance to daddy!"
2017-01-10 04:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by leeks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Chelsie is getting redy to go off to college. Hillary asks her " For your own good I need toknow if you are sexually active". Chelsie says "Not according to daddy!"
2007-05-17 03:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by Barbie 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yeah! That was a big laugh, and thank you, yes it did lighten things up!
2007-05-17 03:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
A good laugh to start off my Thursday.
Thanx!
2007-05-17 03:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by (no subject) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you SOOOOO much...I needed that!!
signed, a clinton supporter :)
2007-05-17 03:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by TEM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahaha! Good one.
2007-05-17 03:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is funny ROFLMAO
2007-05-17 03:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Hope it's true.
2007-05-17 03:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah.
good one. :]
2007-05-17 03:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jo =) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋