Roses are red
Poems are twisted
Bend over b*tch your about to get fisted
romantic right?.........im sure to score tonight, right?
and before you get all upset and offended..........this is a JOKE
i would never say anything like that to any woman, much less the one i love
and i know ive never called her a b*tch........
2007-05-17 03:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You romantic devil you!! lmao
2007-05-17 05:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If trash like that roles through your mind, you might be capable of anything to get a laugh at others' expense !
2007-05-17 03:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I liked it but the last 3 sentences of your Q ruined everything.
2007-05-17 03:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's particularly candy, and that i might fairly like it, yet i might additionally sense particularly awkward. So, i think of you will desire to offer it to her, yet there's a sturdy risk she'll sense particularly awkward after even however she'll be complimented.
2017-01-10 04:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by leeks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so beautiful,i nearly shed a tear,im sure you would too if your girl ever did read it lol.
2007-05-17 04:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... holy Sh!t thats funny. If my man wrote me something like that i'd die laughing. That's very funny 10/10
2007-05-17 03:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by jdnsmama13 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was good till you wussed out
2007-05-17 03:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by dlschnathorst 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me scared for a minute, just at the "girlfriend" part. I can still fantasize about your Avatar though, right? ;-)
2007-05-17 03:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well then in that case its perfect
i thought you were serious there for a second.
2007-05-17 03:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that was random haha
2007-05-17 03:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by nicole j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋