Do you have nick names for people you work with that you keep to yourself?

Question

Like, Miss tight jeans, the Bird or the Georgia Peach?

Answer 1

lol, miss tight jeans, I've seen you use that one alot here, lol, not at work but at AA it's so funny, we have.

Stutterin John
On and on John
Chipmunk Mark
Muppet Carol
Kays' John
Whack Job Mark
Murderin Larry (seriously this guy did time but was released)
Kate who wears a dead cat around her neck (ashes)
Matt Jackinoff.
Harold 1
Harold 2
Birdman

Well and I don't want to know what they call me, I've heard the librarian, lol.

I'd not mind being your Georgia Peach.

Answer 2

You have to gauge your friend, this one is a little tricky. The ignore strategy sometimes works but it never worked with me. I knew the person I was calling the nickname was using that strategy so I continued even more. I usually continued until I was hit at which point it wasn't funny anymore so I stopped. When I was called a nickname (yes you give and you get, that's life) I would use the 'get a worse nickname for the idiot' strategy. This is usually easy if the guy is fat. Then I can call him 'Fatty Jub Jub'...:p Again, he you get hit but the nicknames usually stop.You need to be creative. If you want you can describe him on yahoo answers and we'll come up with a nickname. This whole situation can result in one of two solutions however, a very strong individual or someone in therapy. By the way, you nickname is totally cool! I wish I had a nickname like that...:-) I'm jealous.

Answer 3

LOL. It's nice to know there are other people out there that do this too. I have nicknames for everyone...they are funny though, not mean ones. Keeps my brain thinking when I'm at work. I deal in the casino's so when I am in BlackJack it can be pretty boring....

Answer 4

Well, I have a couple of nicknames for one of my coworkers both of which are known by other coworkers but kept from the little monster, himself.

1) Gnomestar Runner (because he sounds like Homestar Runner, an internet cartoon, and looks like a gnome.)

and

2) Fews Bagg (It's an anagram, but yahoo won't let me write what the letters stand for).

Answer 5

I don't work outside the home, but I have secret nicknames for almost everybody. For example, Squeaky Voice is sleeping with Big Nose, and Gas *** just broke up with Mustache Girl.

Answer 6

Of course. Even though school me and close friends would nickname everyone that we'd talk about. me and my mother work at a hotel and at the end of the day when we are gossiping we use little nickname's for the people we are talking about. Nicknames Rule!!!
Hm mm..... I wonder what others were nicknaming me?????

Answer 7

chuck the general manager is baldie or the red faced @$$, sherry the office manager is giraffe, t.j is stinky or daisy b/c he doesnt bath much, christy the bosses slut and secretary has a lot of names such as ms tart, ms granny panty (if u wear low rises u shouldnt let ur granny panties hang out the back) and ms t&a

Answer 8

Of course!

I grew up in a family where the only purpose of a name or habit was to get a nickname attached to it!
Therefore our neighbors were: "The Good Ole Boys", "Nick-he-said" (a woman who incessantly quoted her husband) and "the non-mowers"....

We went to church with "The Laties" "The Messy Hair Family" and "the Pew Patrol."

My girls all have about 9 nicknames each...sometimes they remind us of phases in their lives....from "Squeak" to "Fluffy" to "Red" to "Schoolgirl" to "Slugger" etc.

Loooove nicknames. To us, it's a sign of affection...

(And can be wickedly funny, as in the case of your co-workers...)

And thanks to all the others who gave me a great chuckle on a Thursday morning!

Answer 9

Yes Benny McAsshole - oops not a secret anymore

Answer 10

Yes but after time I called them by that!