tell me something funny?

Question

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Answer 1

here kitty, kitty

Answer 2

One day on a teacher's Birthday, the Grade 2 class gave her a party.

One child who's parents owned the local candy store and gave her some chocolates,

Another child from the butcher shop gave her some steaks.

Another child who's parents own the liquor store had a big box. The child gave it to the teacher.

The teacher noticed it leaking and so the teacher decided to dab her finger in the liquid and licked her finger. She said, "Is it wine, no, is it champaign?" the child smiled and said, "Thats a puppy"!!!!!!!!! Hahaha

Answer 3

This isn't my joke, it was posted in one of my questions by ACDCguy:

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. He asks the first nun, "Sister Karen have you ever had any contact with a penis???"
The nun giggles and replies, "Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St Peter says OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.
St Peter asks the next nun the same question. "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis.."The nun is a little reluctant but reply's
"Well I once fondled and stroked one..
St Peter says, "OK dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gate..."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says "Sister, what seems to be the rush???"
The nun replys "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her *** in it!!!"

Here's the link: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgydDliGZDnNI5CrMwkkBVvty6IX?qid=20070509112843AAH6iyE

Answer 4

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"
The blonde paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Answer 5

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

Answer 6

Chairs

Answer 7

something funny

Answer 8

I just went to the cupboard a minute ago and slammed myself in the face with the door. ouch

Answer 9

A duck put a leg up, think it was funny, put up the other leg and fell on his ***

Answer 10

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

Thanks for being the pee in my pants!

Answer 11

whaddya call a midget psychic fugitive?

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