My favorite funny ones are:
"Last night I came home at 2 with a "10" and at 10 I woke up with a "2" - a song by Willie Nelson
" The last thing I gave her was the bird, and she returned the favor with a few selective words"- The Bird by George Jones
The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time by Mickey Gilley
and probably the strangest title to a song I have ever heard is Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post Of Life by Kris Kristofferson.
Name some!
2007-05-17 01:13:03 · 15 answers · asked by Kelly M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Country
OMG I forgot about May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes! lol I haven't heard that one in forever! I also forgot to add "Aint in dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? Earl Had To Die by the Dixie Chicks
2007-05-17 01:36:38 · update #1
"You're the reason our kids are ugly" - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
"May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"
"My Girl, Bill"
2007-05-17 01:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols
Ticks - Brad Paisley
Alcohol - Brad Paisley
Backwards - Rascal Flatts (very funny song)
2007-05-17 17:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by Drea Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Five dollar Fine" by Chris Ledoux
"Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On" by Neal McCoy
"Lord, Mr, Ford" and "The Bird" by Jerry Reed
Jerry Reed has other funny songs, as well
C. W. McCall has a number of funny songs, including "Classified" and "Old Home Filler-up An' Keep on A-Truckin' Cafe"
2007-05-17 22:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres some funny songs by Brad Pasily.
He sang a song about leaven his girlfriend for fishin and theres a song out called the tick.
2007-05-17 09:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by miss_headstrong 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always marry an ugly girl, if she leaves you won't mind
wolf creek pass-cw mccall
bird of paradise
mississippi squirel-ray stewart
blue hairs driving in my lane-ben colder
colorado koo-aid- red sovine
little green apples-ben colder
it's hard to be humble
she thinks I steal cars
2007-05-17 11:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by cynthia e 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Where's the Dress?' - Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley
'The Streak' - Ray Stevens
'Shriner's Convention' - Ray Stevens
'It's Hard to be Humble' - Mac Davis
2007-05-17 09:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by dragonmomof3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"The Hoo-dooin of Fanny Deberry" by Kenny Rogers
"Marie LeVeu" by Ray Stevens
2007-05-17 08:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by KRIEGAR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the song I'd like to check you for ticks.
2007-05-17 08:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
real world -big and rich is really funny on the last 2 or so min. of it
2007-05-17 22:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by I am the Walrus, Lestat! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God and Grey Hound she's gone and my favorite Sticky love things......
2007-05-17 13:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by sol2j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋