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Then i thought where the f**k has my roof gone...!

2007-05-16 22:49:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

Ha ha you are a star, love it.

2007-05-16 22:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hugely bloated and overwritten. Obviously you 'see' this, but you're using way too many words, some poorly chosen, to describe it. Do a word count, then rewrite it a full 1/3 shorter. 1/2 would be even better. Don't think you can? I beg to differ. Pulled at random, your original paragraph: The old man takes the baby out of the womans hands. He stares down at the baby as he cuddles and rocks the small infant in his arms. The baby has brown hair with brown eyes. He examines the baby carefully, every finger, every toe, he turns the baby over and looks at the baby's back. His eyes widen, there on the baby's back is a mysterious purple mark that resembles the shape of a half-crescent moon, purple, shining brightly. There is something strangely familiar about the symbol... (88 words) The same paragraph, tightened: The old man lifts the baby from her hands, staring into its brown eyes as he cradles it. He examines every finger and toe, the brown hair, and turns it over. His eyes widen at the purple half-crescent gleaming on its back. The symbol is strangely familiar... (47 words)

2016-05-20 18:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I also had this same spiritual travel to F-three stars-K-land. In my out-of-the-body-esperience I had lost my underwear. Lucky enough, my trousers were still there and no F-three stars-Kers never noticed. F-three stars-K-land is the place all umbrellas run away to. How many umbrellas did you find in your life? And how many did you lose? This is the real explanation to this phenomenon. Umbrellas are alive, they try to escape from you, and they hide in F-three stars-K-land.

2007-05-16 23:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by pestilpen3 5 · 1 0

Happened to me too, but I had just woken after being washed up on a beach.

2007-05-16 23:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by ßαßε 5 · 0 0

Sounds like a Jethro joke to me!!

2007-05-16 22:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Bulldog 4 · 1 0

Hahaha!

2007-05-16 22:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Meeya 7 · 2 1

then you realised that you had woken up in the exersize yard at your local nick...after a crazy beer and magic mushroom fuel night out....well done lad...party hard

2007-05-16 22:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Man, that happened to me once..... except it was a nicked tent. Not as financially devastating but i feel your pain.

2007-05-16 22:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Gentleman 2 · 1 0

Lmao.

2007-05-16 22:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Stockholm's and Watson Joke... funny....

2007-05-16 23:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0 0

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