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I hate the taste of alcohol, do you think I could absorb it into my body like this instead?

If I were to saturate a super tampon in vodka, and insert it, do you think I would catch a buzz?

2007-05-16 17:43:49 · 8 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

LMFAO!!!

2007-05-16 17:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Vodka is less harsh then tequilla, and you'd get just as drunk, try the flavored Vodka and mix it with orange juice or high c, some kind of juice makes it great. It's super for when you just want to sip on it, or if you want to chug it. Maybe try taking shots and chasing them with some juice to get used to it. Either way you'll get drunk without having to insert a super tampon into your va-jay-jay.

2007-05-17 00:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by qualityofevolution 1 · 0 0

Girl you crazy! That gave me a nice mental picture though.

Seriously, though, you are blessed to hate the taste of alcohol. Alcoholic beverages, and especially high-percentage alcohol ones like vodka, can cause serious health problems as we all know, and seriously impair our consciousness and focus.

Tequila has a lot less alcohol, yes, but staying away from that stuff is more healthy in the bigger picture. Why can't we all just be happy with pineapple juice and chocolate milk? But then again I'm biased in my opinions here because alcohol is against my religion(Islam) so I am prohibited from drinking it or dealing with it.

2007-05-17 00:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by Adel 6 · 0 0

Why bother with the tampon? Just open up and pour it in...add some cranberry juice and you have the makings for a delicious Cape Cod C**t...not only might you get high, but let whoever is helping you out have a taste.

Sounds like a damned fun evening.

2007-05-17 00:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by guyin559 2 · 0 0

You may catch a WORM with Tequilla!

2007-05-17 00:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 0

lmfao!!!! ur crazy.
ewwww....i don't know. you might get alot more then a buzz. more life a yeast infection and asbestos related reproductive problems.

2007-05-17 00:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥sista 5 · 0 0

that sounds like it would burn something fierce. Can I suggest an alternative for insertion?

2007-05-17 00:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Izzy F 4 · 2 0

lolzzzzz ur crazy

2007-05-17 00:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by jayy 2 · 0 0

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