If I were to saturate a super tampon in vodka, and insert it, do you think I would catch a buzz?
2007-05-16 17:05:29 · 36 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have someone handy to put out the fire in your crotch.
2007-05-16 17:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by WinterBorn 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't think so...the way you get a buzz (or get drunk) is that the alcohol gets into your blood...I don't see it permeating through your vaginal walls into your bloodstream. Plus, it is ALCOHOL, it may burn if you have any breaks in the skin or put it in wrong (assuming you can put a tampon in after it's absorbed liquid). It just sounds like a bad idea.
Try other drinks that you don't taste the alcohol, you may just have to drink more (like in a mixed drink) or you may find that you actually like some types of alcohol.
2007-05-16 17:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by jbela2001 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA. Probably not. Alcohol is not the best thing for people any which way why don't just not drink or try other alcohol that you have not tried yet. or at least a different mix.
2007-05-16 17:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Get some dimethylsulfate (DMSo4)
rub it on your skin. Then rub on the alcohol. But be careful, DMSO4 distributes through you lipid bilayer almost instantly through your whole body. If you dip your toe in it, you will taste a garlic type taste in your mouth within seconds. If you put too much alcohol, you will die. Some woman did this to kill her husband with a "killer" massage.
(In all seriousness, you can get this chemical, so don't really do it, you probably would die, unless you are a mathemetician or chemist)
2007-05-16 17:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by whatever 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you're talking about inserting the tampon where you would normally insert it, then it would have no buzz affect. However, it may do a little douching for ya.
2007-05-16 17:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Zeltar 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
u gots to be one of the most retardedest chicks ever thats all im sayin u dont need a super tampon just a regular one booooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
2007-05-16 17:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Les C 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If it did, you would go down in history as the only female who looked forward to that time of the month.
2007-05-16 17:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes you will, a better way is to take it in via an enema, you have to be carefull since there is a direct line to your blood stream there's no loss in your digestive track you can get drunk 6 times quicker. you could die.
2007-05-16 17:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can tell you Personally that No that Will NOT Work!!! (read it in a book. why?) @80) yes i did too
2007-05-16 17:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no however you can use it as an enema.
I have read that serious alcoholics who destroyed their digestive system turn to this method to ingest alcohol
2007-05-16 17:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by There you are∫ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah and make sure u stick it in ur Ear. LOL
2007-05-16 17:07:23 · answer #11 · answered by aprilangel4 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋