Who would you NOT like to be stranded with and why? If you were stranded on a desserted island with this person , what are 3 things you would need to survive their company?
2007-05-16 16:44:06 · 31 answers · asked by Illyanna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Who? A cannibal.
Why? For obvious reasons.
What would I need? For starters, another person for the cannibal to start on while I think what to do next. Then maybe a box of appetite suppressors and a shovel.
Wait! Wrong order. First: Appetite suppressors to keep him occupied. The shovel to dig a hole, and a buddy to toss in the hole to lure him down. Once Mr. Cannibal's having lunch with our friend in the nice, deep hole, I just cover it all up!
Wait ... does that make me a bad person?
2007-05-16 16:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by crispy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were stranded on a dessert island, the one person I would not want to be stranded with would be:
1. Hilary Clinton
2. Tom Cruise
3. Rosie O'Donnell
I would need a dune buggy to drive quickly to the other side of the island from them.
Also I would need a refrigerator to stash my food and snacks, etc. My ice cream..........
It would be nice to have my own private living quarters, equipped with my own TV and computer essentials. My windows and doors would need to be bolted and locked.
2007-05-16 23:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by wildflower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush. 1. Weapons Of Mass Destruction. (just KIDDING) 2. The best earphones in the world so I wouldn't have to listen to him complain and blather on. 3. A map of the island so I could find someplace to hide from him. Now, don't get all mad, people, I answered the question honestly. Have a sense of humor, okay?
2007-05-16 23:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hannibal Lecter
2007-05-16 23:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by thumpingyeti 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rush Limbaugh.
2007-05-16 23:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres actually more than one but these are the people i can think of that i wouldnt want to be w/
-my moms bfs drunk roommate Kenny
he cares about noone but himself....hes the reason my rabbit Joshy ran away. always makes fun of me about Drake Bell and how i like him knowing how much it bugs me. says stuff about eating rabbits too. always tells me no singing and has no regard for when i am emotional
-my ex bf
-my ex guy friend
-some girl from my middle school named Nikita
-a guy from my middle school named Jordan
for all of them i guess it would be a high wall and earplugs. maybe pepper spray incase my ex bf or Jordan tries to make a move on me by climbing over the wall
also
-one of our old neighbors
i would need like a bat or gun for him
2007-05-17 00:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a "dessert" island I'd say anyone with a large appetite and a sweet tooth.
2007-05-16 23:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Barrett S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend Kenz - I love her to death but I'd commit suicide if i were stranded with her. Her constant complaining and nagging would make me mentally unstable.
Id need:
valium
a brick wall to enclose myself
a good Eric Jerome Dickey novel
2007-05-16 23:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by GlitznGlamour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gene Simmons. Being female, I would have to get as far from him as possible because he is sure every woman on earth wants him. If she doesn't, she's lesbian or frigid, and he's sure he can cure that, too.
What would I need to survive? More tolerance than I currently own, deafness, and a chastity belt.
2007-05-16 23:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rosie O'donnel
1.ear plugs
2.my own secret food supply
3.a big cage to keep her in on the other side of the island
2007-05-16 23:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by cerebrlgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋