What's your favorite quote?it cud be from a movie, tv show, song, t-shirt etc.i'm just looking for funny quotes, icons, pix, etc.
2007-05-16 14:31:46 · 36 answers · asked by ally 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
333 I am only half evil
2007-05-16 14:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by missaboo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand Always give 3 weeks notice when you quit. It gives you extra time to screw around. If you need space join NASA! If man could create the perfect woman, he'd probably cheat on her. Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2016-05-20 15:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by soo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Autistic Kids Rock
2007-05-24 10:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by lovestogarden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was the only one who laughed at the part from Russel Peter standup Comedy
" Sorrito"
that's after his friends told him how to pronouce burrito..
I like lame jokes
there's a lot... like at Hot topics .. Everything on shirts are funny...
2007-05-24 13:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick azz. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
from They Live with Rowdy Roddy Piper
2007-05-24 09:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by L_PJS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 many 2 count but this my fave:
When someone you know has been on the toilet for a while or the tell you that they have to go well, poop, when they come back say:
Did the Browns make it to the Super Bowl"
LOL
Trust me you will get some LOL's
2007-05-24 11:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by kuchickaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I was sitting in my chair,
I knew the bottom wasn't there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that.
2007-05-16 14:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Global Warming is the number one world issue
2007-05-16 14:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favorite one at the moment is the one from that juggling kid at the American Idol auditions this year:
"Juggling is just my entertainment. It's not my life."
Also, just about anything from "The Office" is quoteworthy.
2007-05-24 12:11:55 · answer #9 · answered by sir_didymus24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why buy the cow,when you can get the milk for free.....
a picture of a low rider truck that says-the chicks like mine because it drags the ground
2007-05-24 11:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by hotmommadru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
I know its corny but the juxtaposition of syllables just kills me. Easily amused I guess.
2007-05-16 14:35:02 · answer #11 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋