Are you ready.................??????

Question

For another story? Not a homework assignment. Try one with these:
1. That'll be the Day
2. The Great Pretender
3.There Goes My Baby
4. Fever
5. Get On Up
6. It Ain't Me Babe
7. Kansas City

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Kitty Russell awoke with another hangover. Ever since Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal, had left her for Sunshine MacGillicutty, Kitty went to bed with the same man every night.....Randy Scouse Git Rotgut. Cheap whiskey, to be sure. HE wouldn't leave her for an idiot from Virginia. HE wouldn't prance around town acting like a teenage buck in heat. HE wouldn't.......well, you get the picture. Kitty got out of bed and looked out the window. Wouldn't you know it?! Matt was just walking Sunshine to her horse.....(5.) "Get On Up, SunnyMac.
I'll be home for lunch." As She rode off on her horse Kitty was ready to puke.
Kitty (to herself) "Who the hell does she think she is, wearing those crazy *** bloomers as a riding outfit?!" As Matt stood there, watching her leave and wearing a huge smile, Kitty could hear him say, (3.)"There Goes My Baby." He walked away whistling. Kitty reached for her bottle.

She went downstairs to her establishment, The LongBranch Saloon. She poured herself a cup of coffee and twirled a long tress of her red hair. Sam The Bartender was just setting up for another day of business......"Miss Kitty? That new shipment of Sparkling Sassifras just came in from (7)Kansas City, this morning." Kitty acknowleged his comment and sat there deep in thought. She looked up to see Matt coming through the swinging doors........"Well kiss my *** and blow my nose......the great and powerful Oz has come to visit us, Sam!" Matt shrugged and turned to leave.
Kitty: " Wait, Matt. It's my hangover that said that......(6.) It Ain't Me Babe. Come on over and sit down." Matt walked over and smiled at his old flame........"Good morning, Kitty. Just checking to make sure things are ok."
Kitty:" Well, I could be (2.) The Great Pretender and say things are just hunky dorey....but you know what,sweetie?....They ain't. I keep trying to figure out just what I did wrong. Please refresh my memory....tell me again why you left me after TWENTY years, for a bloomer-wearing, sex driven, hillbilly from Virginia." Matt tipped his hat and walked away.
Kitty: "#%#%#%# you, Matt Dillon!!"

Seeing Kitty in this state always upset Matt. He never wanted to hurt her. He hated watching her turn into a bitter, foul mouthed drunk. He did what he ALWAYS did when he felt this way. He went to see his Sunshine. Never one to run away from lawbreakers, he was the opposite when it came to matters of the heart. He simply shut down and looked for a saving grace.......Sunshine was his saving grace. He needed her right now to calm his nerves and let him know that everything was all right.

He mounted his horse and rode out to the little farm....the place he was beginning to think of as home. Before Sunshine came to town, the place was derelict . She had changed everything. Where once were weeds and wild brush, there now were flowers . The house had been cleaned,painted and patched up. Window boxes were over-flowing with wild flowers . Matt just loved being here. As he approached the front door, Sunshine stood in the doorway........a big smile on her sweet face and her arms wide open....."Hi, baby. What a wonderful surprise. I wasn't expecting you till later." Matt walked up to her and gathered her in his arms. ........."I just needed to hold you." They stayed that way for a few minutes......not a word being said........no words were necessary.

The quiet was soon ended. Sunshine:" I hope you don't mind , baby, but I'm a bit hungry."
She started nibbling on his neck. Her hands were all over him.
Matt scooped her up........"Jesus! You give me a (4.) Fever!"
He carried her to their bedroom. As he tossed her on the bed she let out her Tarzan scream. As always it scared the **** out of Matt, but did not deter him. He jumped into bed with her. Clothes were flying as they hurried to get under the covers. Were they preparing for a little conversation? For a wee nap?..................

HA !! (1.) That'll be the Day.

Hey! Remember ....we're talking about Matt and Sunshine, remember?!!

Answer 2

I met him in Kansas City about a year ago. We were all over each other at the bar and in a Fever to get to my place . He told me to Get On Up and we had mind-blowing sex. After a few months, I told him I was pregnant but he called me a liar and The Great Pretender. He said "That'll Be The Day I'll have a baby with someone I hardly know." "I'm not the poppa, he said, It's Not Me, Babe!"
I saw him again the other day and, as he stared at the baby boy in the stroller, he couldn't deny that my son looked just like him. As he begged me to stay and talk, I walked away. I heard him mutter, "There Goes My Baby."

Answer 3

I was walking along with a fever and I heard get on up ...so Me being the great pretender that I am said there goes my babe,when everone turned to look I said that'll be the day!! im from Kansas city so Kansas city here I come!!