Lighten up people?

Question

OK. We all know what’s happening in the world. Let’s take a break.

What’s the funniest or weirdest thing that you have ever seen or had happen to you?

Answer 1

well, one day I went up a mountain and saw this ram, got me thinking about about the stories that went around about the sh@ggers in my country ........so i went for it.............. ;-)

Answer 2

I was at a gas station one night. We were on our way back from St Louis MO from a concert. So as we pull into the gas station, I believe it was a mobile. There is this woman that pulls in behind us with kids. So we are into the store first before the lady with the kids.

So I got take a piss, and grab a few snacks and a soda. And I am casually watching this old lady with the kids. And you could tell that she was the care giver to these children. One of the children was little slow. He was asking the mom could he have candy. Of course she said no, and he kept asking ect.

So at some point there was another younger boy with the old lady. So there are two children with her. She lost sight of the younger boy. So I paid for my stuff and my friend asked if she needed help finding the other boy. Of course we helped her.

So I look up and down every isle and I head towards the restrooms. the door was propped open, where you could see into a stall. This kid was doing a hand stand on the toilet!! with his legs holding him up between the stall walls, as soon as the old lady cam around the corner. He starts drinking out of the toilet.

I was losing it!! She was pissed, and of course the two boys were high fiving each other. Ah man that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Answer 3

Getting five miles along the road in a taxi and realising the driver was using his left hand to change the gears. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, what's odd about that? Well, normally nothing. But this bloke only had one arm.
I couldn't help but wonder how the hell he was steering.
This was up in Helensburgh heading for the ammunitioning jetty at Glen Mallen. Anyone who knows that stretch of road will know why this guy made me VERY nervous!

Answer 4

Well recently my old Mum who's in her eighties and a bit deaf (although she denies it) had a phone call on two occasions from someone she describes as a foreign sounding gentleman. As she didn't hear his name she just assumed that these were one of the may nuisance phonecalls she gets from people flogging double glazing. She went on to say that she didn't want new windows as she lived in a coucil house and she was fed up with all these calls, didn't they have anything better to do, going on and on and on. When the man actually managed to get a word him he explained that he was actually her GP ringing with a query. How embarassing! You do it once fair enough, you do it twice mortifying!! Don't know what he thought as he's lacking in the sense of humour department but it gave us all a good laugh anyhow, even my Mum! I bet she'll do it again though!

Answer 5

I was in London and out for the night,it was very late at night and the pubs were all closed and I was desperate for a wee. I went behind a big bin and did a girly squat, concentrating on not weeing on my shoes. The cardboard I was standing on started to move about under my feet and a voice bellowed gerrroffff me!!! O my god, well I screamed and ran and kept trying to say sorry to the bloke whilst laughing and crying at the same time!!!!

Answer 6

The funniest was when my poodle stole my son's diaper!!! Once the dog realized the "gift" that was in it he tried returning
it but, no one was accepting returns! Top that one and I'll be impressed.

Answer 7

they elected me queen for a day on april 1

Answer 8

A one legged man on a bike!

Answer 9

the funniest thing was when my mate farted and i got the lighter out and he set fire to own his a r s e - ha

Answer 10

i once seen a cat on a wall that was sort of funny you had to be there