I don't know what happened. I went to feed him this morning and he bit my finger off...now he has a taste for blood. I haven't been in my room since and I keep hearing maniacal laughter and some kind of chanting. I fear he may be calling for the others to join him. What do I do?
2007-05-16 12:32:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok, calm down. What you have to do is find a cross and scoot it under the door. That will hold him back while you enter the room. Next, and this is very important, DO NOT look directly into his eyes. Then in a very swift motion splash some holy water on him. While he is screaming in agonizing pain tackle him to the floor and rip out his batteries. But that's not all. To correctly kill him you have to then throw gasoline on him and light him up with a match. Stand back and enjoy the fire! Good luck. If this don't work, runnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
2007-05-16 12:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
set some raw meat outside your door. stand near but out of sight and when he comes out, dump water on him. while he recovers from being wet, kick him to the front door. if he recovers by then, dump more water...better yet, just bring a water gun. once hes at the front door, trap him there and throw rocks at him while yelling, "REPENT!!! REPENT!!!" until he apologizes and spits your finger back up. after that, keep him secluded in a dark room.
2007-05-16 19:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by panzerjaager 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are bigger than him. don some mesh gloves to ward off the bites, toss him in a burlap bag with a drawstring so he can't escape, toss that in a metal trash can with some newspaper and set the whole thing on fire! just like telly savalas in the twilight zone.
2007-05-16 19:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to the animal shelter with the chupacabras and the alligators and the yeti.
Call: (707)485-0123 to arrange for it to be picked up.
2007-05-16 19:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jaide 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rember my friend and I were playing catch with my Furby and it started makeing these demonic sounds. It was awsome. Lol just thought i'd share.
2007-05-16 19:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by wickett55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go in with lots of protection and a knife..chop him in half and take out the batteries; that'll teach him a lesson.
2007-05-16 19:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Kathryn*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take out his batteries or spill water on him...TEACH HIM A LESSON!! Or you can just give him a cute gurl furby...
You seem preety funny =]
2007-05-16 19:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by IGaveEmHell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lure him out with a steak. when he gobbles it up hit him with a hammer. many times. when he is broken into a thousand peices exocise them so the demon within can be destoryed.
2007-05-16 19:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat it with a hammer... that's what I did when mine went nuts... get a really BIG hammer and smash it to bits!!!!
2007-05-16 19:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAWL LAWL LAWL, swear i cnat stop laughing =]]]
takeeeee outtt the batteries!!
best ofluck. my wishes to ya!
2007-05-16 19:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋