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2007-05-16 11:37:22 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Zoology

36 answers

Too fat

2007-05-16 11:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because they don't have wings and the fact that they are too heavy to fly.
However, pigs can still fly if they are on a plane, helicopter or a hot air ballon. Evolutionary speaking, pig might be able to fly due to genetic mutation or gross-breeding, such flying result would take tens of millions of years, which I doubt humans will survive that long.
Beside, in order for pigs to fly you need a big and a very catapault.
The only mammals that can fly are the bats and we all know that pigs aren't bat.

Or

If you are looking for a joke.
Pigs don't fly or the price for bacon will fly high

2007-05-16 11:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

When you get your food by rooting up the ground, I suspect evolution took the view that wings would encourage the extinction of the species.
Diving from about fifty feet to find truffles under the ground might actually hurt a bit.... Think bungee without a rope.

2007-05-20 00:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Beastie 7 · 0 0

They tried long ago. Everyone knows, the tail is kind of a steering device, and because the pigs could only fly loopings, they finally gave up several million years ago, during which time they lost their wings...

2007-05-16 12:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Duliner 4 · 0 1

For the same reason flys don't pig

2007-05-16 11:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by Poetland 6 · 2 1

Because, if they did, we wouldn't have the expression 'and pigs might fly' to denote something that will never happen.
And that would be a sad thing.

2007-05-16 13:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by john g 5 · 0 0

silly because all pigs suffer with vertigo doesn't everyone know that. except that is when tinkerbelle and peter pan are around with pixie dust because who wouldn't feel like flying then.

2007-05-20 07:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Personally I'm glad figures like John Prescott have yet to take to the skies.

2007-05-16 12:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0 1

That do fly but usually they are dead and butchered before they get on an air plane!!

2007-05-16 11:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because they don't have proper identification to get past the airport security.

2007-05-19 00:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by dakina1 3 · 0 0

Can't afford the airline tickets because of the cost of gas is so high.

2007-05-16 11:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by LA Law 4 · 1 1

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