What would you do if elected president .?

Question

Remember to be elected you must be a liar of the first order with no morales at all , willing to trade one life for another and above all profess a belief in a christian God of some kind .
So I was wondering what the truly crazy people here would do if elected .

Answer 1

I would oppose the position.

Answer 2

I would drop 2000lb devices on all insurgent locations in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Cuba and Pakistan. I would consider evacuating S. Africa to the Middle East. After which I would pump as much oil from Prudhoe Bay and Gull Island that could be pumped, and then re-pump what we don't need into reserve wells. To show my sincerity and possibly my last act, I would find a way to send Harry Reid to some sort of political reformist camp where he would be taught respect and honesty..

Answer 3

I would make Mithra the God of the Legions. Immediately raise 30 legions and send them to Iraq to slay everyone who doesn't immediately submit. Use the open land to create a Kurdish Country. Ask Iran if they want nukes, if they say yes, drop a few on them. After Iraq is pacified (IE all dead) I send those troops to Afghnaistan, all taleban areas would be proscribed and the now people free land given to the Northern Alliances guys. That frees us to move into the tribal areas of Pakistan and wipe them out.

Answer 4

1. Repeal the Patriot Act, It's in UNPATRIOTIC
2. Sent engineering and construction teams to Iraq to repair the country, WE NEED to build roads, gas stations, homes, hydroelectric power plants, other power plants, and other infrastructure. We may need to increase troop numbers. But we need to win the peace first.
3. We need to balance the budget, no if ands or buts.
4. we need senatorial and house term limits, 2-4 terms, its good to get fresh blood every once in a while.
5. We need to give education to the states, the Federal government has just messed it up.
6. We need to resolve our status with our territory, we either needed to give them statehood or indepence.
7 WE NEED to give our troops better health care, pay, etc..
they deserve it.
8. Gold Standard
9.promote better environmentalism, promote bio-fuels, but one will not be the answer, we needed many types of bio fuels to help solve the oil problem.
10. Do something about health care. Their are to many uninsured.
11 Repeal NAFTA and CAFTA and restate tariffs and lower industrial tax to bring back US jobs.
12 Isolationism, let's stay out of the world's mess. But we still should in the word of Teddy Roosevelt "Speak softly and carry a big stick". We should say out of world affairs unless we are provoked.

Presidents don't nessary liar or not have morales, my favorites Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson had morales and put the people first.

Answer 5

First I'd tell them to stop fighting and stop acting like greedy azz fools. Then I'd give everyone drumsticks, a set of drums, a guitar and a bass and tell them that they should just go and do something useful with their lives like learn to play music or paint or something. Living life in the arts is the only answer to this crazy life as far as I'm concerned.

Answer 6

Your statements are wrong. To answer your question directly; I would resign as I did not run for office. I would lose my Social Security benefits because the job pays too much.

Answer 7

I would build thousands of ships and fill them with little hand wringing liberals like you. You would all have one way tickets to France...I would force you to carry on an illegal alien and a radical muslim under each arm. I would appoint Teddy Kennedy as the Fleet Commander...after he just downed several fifths of Chivas...Bon Voyage nitwit.

Answer 8

LOL
just because the Dems aren't in office and haven't completely ruined the USA as we know it means nothing!!
you just want war on our soil and something to cry about

why do you care what the world thinks of us ?
we know were the best and that's all that counts

AMERICA
LOVE IT
OR
LEAVE IT !

Answer 9

Sodium Pentothal and routine lie detector tests for all politicians comes to mind.

Answer 10

If those are the qualifications, then I would refuse the job. I am not perfect by any means but I could not do a job that has those requirements.