i have a bad headache;can you make me happy?if yes;thanks so much.good luck!
2007-05-16 07:26:14 · 12 answers · asked by star.j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man walks into a bar and......ouch.
2007-05-16 07:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confessions of a Former Smoker by Bruce Cameron will make you laugh. I found a copy of it on the web at
http://www.storiesfrommyheart.com/080301/ . The story starts beneath the fold of the web page.
I laugh every time I read this story. One of the best I've ever read.
2007-05-16 14:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anarchrist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars",
and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to
a great
University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days,
then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I
are sitting on three million dollars.............. but
realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer."
2007-05-16 14:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
most likely not. i have a migraine today, so i didnt go to school. heres my best shot:
AAAH CHINGYA KONICHIAWA!!! HINYA-AWE!!!
thats the best i got. me and my best friend lean over the rails at school and sing that at the top of our lungs and everyone looks up all confused and its actually hilarious. sometimes we throw bananas and fruit snacks over the edge too and they hit nerds and bald teachers smack in the head.
i no. we are weird.
2007-05-16 14:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by karen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would try butt with my luck you will would be worse off sorry feel better
2007-05-16 14:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears is one of America's most influencial women.
ROTFL
2007-05-16 14:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out my last couple of questions from earlier,let me know if you get a laugh
2007-05-16 14:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wise man once said:
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
man who jack off into register see himself coming into money
some of my fiances... hes got alot of them lol
2007-05-16 14:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by kazee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. I'm cranky today. Sorry, I hope you feel better though!
2007-05-16 14:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by poeticmami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll try, read along....
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/eight-words-p1.php
2007-05-16 14:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋