In the movie "Spaceballs" Dark Helmet asks Colonle Sander's "Who is this man?" What was Sander's response? Please provide the whole quote if available
2007-05-16 05:32:03 · 6 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
2007-05-16 05:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by philosophersocrates 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Rick Moranis plays Dark Helmet
2007-05-16 12:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by atlantagal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mel Brooks rocks
2007-05-16 12:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
may the swartz be with you â¥
2007-05-16 12:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my ball got no more space
2007-05-16 12:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't know, but it's a funny movie and 10 points would help my score.... hint hint
2007-05-16 12:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by sdotcoonery 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋