Mizza Thinks I look six years old on my aviator?

Question

Can I help it if Yahoo have air brushed my laughter lines.? So, discribe how you really look..Warts an all.

Cyclone.
Thanks for the spell check...I hate a smart ar*e..

THIS WAS A LIGHT HEARTED QUESTION..WHOEVER HAS PUT THE THUMBS DOWN TO EVERYONE.........P.*.S.S. O.F.F.

Mizza sweetheart, No offence taken. I thought it was amusing

elflaeda.
I'm HOWLING with laughter.

Answer 1

Actually, I had my workmates howling about this a couple of months ago.

They wanted to know how I dealt with any pervs I meet online. I told them that I simply describe myself as accurately as I can. I don't see them for dust - I was once getting very friendly with a soldier overseas. He came from my area and we'd been writing for months. He was pestering me for my photograph, so I eventually sent it, reluctantly. I didn't hear from him again.


I'm five ten, grey hair (usually), 41, glasses (I think the colloquialism is jam jar bottoms), 21 stones (I've lost four stones), rotten teeth (one and a half missing at the front). Spots on chest and stomach (thanks to PCOS - Polycystic Ovary Syndrome). Huge bright red blister on right leg, varicose veins and size nine feet.

Our Chef put his head back and roared when I reeled that off "Well, at least you're honest." and why not. They'd see it face to face if we ever met up and basically, I am what I am.

I'm a warm, intelligent, friendly woman, who cares not a jot about the shell. I've got no qualms about calling myself ugly.

Answer 2

I have a rather distorted self-image (it seems); my avatar exactly captures the way that the world views me.
I do vary my bodily dimensions a tad; I've bulked up somewhat and then gone as thin as a racing snake - currently 5' 6" - 11st 4lbs; weight heading downwards; oh, and male by the way, some people get confused on this but this is what I am, or at least the last time that I checked.

Answer 3

The sun has not always been here. It was not formed at the start of the universe, it took a long time for planets and stars to form. EDIT: Your right, Scientists are guessing that this is how things happen, they do not know for sure. But, all religions are guessing about how we came to be? Can any one of them prove that they are the right religion and all others are false?

Answer 4

My hair is slightly darker than my avatar's, but with some graying. My eyes are much more blue-like a Siberian huskie's. Y/A! also airbrushes my laugh lines, and I have full lips-you know, the ones people buy with collagen nowadays? Picked on mercilessly in school for this...

Answer 5

I dont have any warts. But I do have a scar on my neck. Oh an my avatar has short hair but I have superlong hair. Thats the only kind of hair I could get on my avatar with the cool soda drink hat. Soda drink hats rock!

Answer 6

Like a fresh faced teenager with good skin and no wrinkles, brunette hair, vivid blue eyes, kissing lips and dimples when I smile, not bad for an old women of 50.

Answer 7

Ah David I'm sorry if I offended you! But it's true - if you're a day over 30 these avatars make you look like children - mine looks quite a bit like me, I just have slighter darker hair.


Jesus - Life is too Short is a sourfaced stinking b!tch isn't she?

Answer 8

I am 5ft 3ins
Weight 8st 7lb
my aviator looks scarily like i do in a caricature kind of way

Answer 9

not 6 more around 5 and a half
lol

Answer 10

I'm 5'2", thin, dark hair, hazel eyes, and they have airbrushed out my laughterlines too! Today I also look absolutely knackered!