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I woke up early with the intention of knocking-up my barrister and asking him advice on sending letters of hastening to my clients. I walked to the bus depot and stood in the que, but it was taking too long. I thought about flagging a lorie, but did not have enough pounds on me. So, I walked to the tube station instead. Along the way I bought some fags and met an old female friend of mine and gave her a snog. But, I had to get along if I wanted to post my letters that afternoon. I got lost along the way and had to ask a bobbie for directions. When I looked at him, I realized that we both attended the same private school together; a place called prettypants-upon-tight-buttocks.

I got up early with the intention of visiting my lawyer to get advice on sending my customers dunning letters. I walked to the bus stop and stood in line, but the bus seemed to be late. I would have flagged a cab, but I did not have enough dollars on me. So, I decided to walk to the subway station instead. Along the way I bought some cigarettes and met an old ladyfriend of mine and gave her a kiss. But, I had to get moving if I wanted to mail my letters that afternoon. I got lost along the way and asked a beat cop for directions. When I looked at him I realized, we both attended the same public school; a place called Gaylord Focker elementry school.

2007-05-16 02:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by pagamenews 7 · 0 0

All these computer terms: Internet, Software, Computer, Hardware, Hacker, Download...

2007-05-16 09:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by nightgirl1200 4 · 0 0

Americanism: Me, me, me.
Britishism: We.

2007-05-16 12:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by itsmyitch 4 · 0 0

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