2007-05-16 01:19:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Jenny in reception has a whole stack of them.
2007-05-16 01:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's simple. Get really, really rich; step on everyone on your way up, and don't help anybody; screw up everything you get your hands on; be sickeningly involved in politics; be involved with the most influential people in the world, no matter how vile or sadistic; and sell your soul.
Unfortunately, by the time you're done with this, you'll be hella old, but most of your children and children's children will be called into the Illuminati for centuries to come.
Oh yeah, you have to be a WASP too.
2007-05-16 01:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by The Man of Steel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get real! If the Illuminati wants what you can offer them, they will make contact with you - however, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that to happen. If you are NOT a member of the Skull and Cross Bones and other "secret society clubs" you won't get to lick any members' shoes!
2007-05-16 01:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could try to send a letter to Santa and ask him if for Christmas you could join! Because just like Santa the Illuminati don't exist.
2007-05-16 01:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make a bunch of cash and be really really mean. An application form will arrive in the post one day.
2007-05-16 16:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by ong x 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Scotland Yard
2007-05-16 04:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
for the people saying it doesnt exist it actually did it was a liberal society made around the time of the renaissance dedicated to the freedom of all knowledge but they where never very powerful or had any more than 20,000 members they disbanded around 20 years after being formed
2007-05-16 04:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can apply at Yale or the Oval Office, whichever is closer to your heart! And remember you have to wear the over sized eyeglasses so you can be identified easily!
2007-05-16 02:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple answer....................you cant !!!. You've obviously been reading Dan Brown and want to be a protector of the 'Holy Grail'.
It's not a job you apply for like flipping burgers at McD's. If they want you they'll contact you.
2007-05-16 01:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by madness 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try to get in small organizations like mansonary, Rosacroix, or something like it.
After loooong time and if you are really influent or have a lot of power, perhaps you will get there.
2007-05-16 05:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by carlos_frohlich 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fold 100 paper origami swans and then the mother swan will come out of your dreams and give you an application form with! a matching parker pen. serious. i tried it, it works.
2007-05-16 01:25:49 · answer #11 · answered by hey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋