Can people please acknowledge this?

Question

In the interest of full disclosure I MANdeira I would like acknowledgement from my supporters of the following:

1) I am VERY VERY feminine looking no matter how big boned I might be. In fact you can't get more feminine looking than me.
2) All my female friends respect me, that fact that I have none does not change this.
3) My legs and armpits are silky and smooth, just like the coat of an Afghan hound.
4) I am not bragging when I say I am VERY intelligent.
5) All these men abusing me are doing it because they are in love with me. Little do they know lots of other men are in love with me.
6) Me not liking men has nothing to do with me being a lesbian.
7) My voice does NOT sound like Darth Vader, compared to him and the average bass singer, my voice is completely medium-pitched. The Darth Vader insult was cruel and immature.

I knew it! THANKS CALPAL!!!

Lisa K, best answer EVER girlfriend. You are cordially invited for tuna tacos in my basement.

Thanks to all my supporters so far!!

Answer 1

I acknowledge it, but I don't know what youre asking...

Answer 2

I can't acknowledge any of this because:
1) I've never seen you or a picture of you
2) I haven't met any of your friends
3) I have not felt your legs or armpits nor an Afghan hound for that matter
4) I don't have any reason to think anything positive or negative about your intelligence
5) I don't know them
6) that is a matter of your own opinion
7) never heard your voice

Answer 3

G'Day 'Rio',
Here is My acknowledgment of Your disclosure.
1).....Being 'big boned' is nothing to be ashamed of. Some of the world's most beautiful Women have been 'wide bodied'. Men like a Rubenesque Woman.
2).....Friends of either gender will invariably respect a decent human being. You don't have to try to inpress everyone, or anybody.
3).....The French love unshaven armpits. Who are We to judge? I have a 'goatee beard'. Does that make Me hirsute?
4).....Those who disdain either knowledge, experience or intellect are nothing more than Philistines of the worst caliber.
5).....Envy, love, lust, propinquity, desire and the rest of the human urges are there to be experienced, in a bout of untrammeled passion and verve.
6).....Me not liking Men has nothing to do with My not being Gay. Your not liking some of Us is just a personal choice based upon the facets of Your life, life style and life experiences. So who should stand in judgement?
7).....Whatever song the Sirens sang, I'll bet They used Their own voices.
Have 'fun' being Yourself. Cheers.

Answer 4

I'm a guy who believes that all women, in all shapes, sizes, intelligence levels and jsut everything about them are beautiful. The main thing about yourself (which I see in your list) is that you think your beautiful. When you do that other people will see it and want to be around you. I've never seen you and I want to be around you and just talk to you.

Answer 5

Time to get back on your meds, young lady.

Your positions make no sense at all. Some are self-contradictory, some contradict each other.

Answer 6

i think your 2 conceited

Answer 7

Huh?

Answer 8

Do you know why lesbians dont cook?
Because they eat out.

Answer 9

all women are beautiful, they began life as we know it, they are the true rulers of the earth, they are goddesses of men, to be held in awe of what they ,

(MEN),

can never be. all sizes, all shapes, all individualities are what makes us women.

Answer 10

thats pretty cool