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one night i went over to a friend's to have dinner and i ate a whole lot of food.
but now.. i'm five months pregnant!
i don't know how it happened!!
my friends keep making fun of me because i'm a guy carrying a baby.
even my gf makes fun of me and rubs my tummy while i'm driving.
mop. fod. uor. aos
what should i do??
please help!!!!!

p.s. i'm not sure if it's a boy or a girl
i'm thinking of naming it aw-see. it's a nice unisex name

2007-05-15 16:59:44 · 28 answers · asked by pish posh 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

28 answers

um............perhaps you shouldn't have eaten so much? maybe you should go seek comfort from the toilet...now!

2007-05-15 17:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by abc123 3 · 2 0

Quite an imagination. If this were true and not an imaginary story, you would be considered to be a medical anomaly and would be on the front page of every newspaper in the world.

Have a good evening.

2007-05-16 00:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by Sue F 7 · 1 0

many men have this problem, it's not too serious. In fact I know men that have been pregnant for years. It turns out that if you do some sit up's and get plenty of exercise, and don't relive that night when you ate a "whole lot of food" you'll be fine! And the good news - no baby!

2007-05-16 00:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Lucky 5 · 5 1

You should win a award cause your going to be the first guy carrying a baby.So are you going to push it out your little bitty pea hole or have a c-section???

2007-05-16 00:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ms.Danielle 5 · 0 0

Make sure u eat well for the growing kid inside u...also post this question on facebook so that people can answer this questionn

2007-05-16 00:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by helper 2 · 2 0

call the guiness book of world records u can make some money lmao

2007-05-16 00:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by squirrellchica 3 · 0 0

Well it's hard to make out - you being so far away and all, but, my psychic powers say it's a girl.

2007-05-16 00:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by Audrey V 3 · 0 0

well by sides the obvious you NOT being pregnant
you need to see a professional for help and quick!

2007-05-16 00:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your funny, But I think I agree with the lady up there you could probably help yourself with a few sit ups.

2007-05-16 00:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 1 0

Congrats, u just switches your roles with your gf! she will be thankful for u are taking her place! U jerk!

2007-05-16 03:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when you figure out how you got pregnant let me know. that way my boyfriend can have the rest of the babies rather my being pregnant.lol

2007-05-16 00:06:29 · answer #11 · answered by ~♥~Lover~♥~ 3 · 2 0

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