a bird poops all over you and the inside of your car.....what do you do?
2007-05-15 16:36:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would pull to the side, get out, have somebody else drive while I sit in the backseat with my shotgun, and blow the bird out of the sky. Before anybody snivels here, you should know that I'm a lousy shot, so the bird is completely safe.
2007-05-15 16:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash myself the first opportunity I get then do the same to the car. There really isn't clever I can do other than poop on the bird in retaliation. The mechanics of that are difficult and I would need further consultations with specialists before I were to embark on such a course.
2007-05-15 23:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop and clean it up. If there are a flock of birds around, I would put the top up.
2007-05-15 23:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive into a lake
(free car wash right)
2007-05-15 23:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Shae C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh my butt off, and hope to the good lord that I'm on my way home. Oh yeah, I would call my sister and let her know what just happened. We'd laugh together.
2007-05-15 23:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if i was in that situation i know i'd be happy from the nice drive so my reaction would probably be "are u ******* serious?? haha what are the chances?"...and yes, i'd say it outl oud and then i'd pull over and clean up and probably laugh so more.
2007-05-15 23:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out my 22 and shoot the bird. hahaha. I'm not sure.
2007-05-15 23:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard from many this is good luck..lol I would wipe it off me and head to the nearest place to clean it..and laugh!! myself silly..
2007-05-16 00:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop on the side of the road and clean it
2007-05-15 23:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub it all over myself and continue on.
2007-05-15 23:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by Poster 5 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋