2007-05-15 16:25:17 · 11 answers · asked by wizardswordexcalibur 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Well, if you want to buy all the materials, dig the ditches, install the pipes, pay my contractors insurance, pay for my continuing education class, pay the city fee to pull permits, pay for my master license renewal, fill my truck up with gas, pay my helper, and feed my family, then SURE, I'll come over and show you what to do. Oh, and pay my expenses for travel, I'm in Texas, and depending on where you are, I will want you to put me and my family up for the duration of the project. We really like to sight see, so make sure you have a good itinerary planned for us. My wife has simple tastes, but she will want to visit all the local antique stores in and around town. She also has a lot of medical conditions, so you won't mind picking up the tab for her doctor visits, and her medications. I'll be waiting for the airfare!
2007-05-16 02:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by poppyman54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you expect a licensed plumber to work for you FREE? His time is worth money and the cost of materials can get expensive. remember he must furnish his truck, tools, insurances, pay city taxes etc.
Shop around and get some estimates from 2 or 3 plumbers and hire the one that can do the job properly.
2007-05-16 02:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take some technical classes, work under a master plumber for about 10 yrs, after that take your state exam and pay to get your plumbers license, and when your a licensed plumber do it yourself dumb a**... You actually think this all comes free to us? Don't think so pal...
2007-05-15 16:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enter your name in the National Plumb-Off drawing for a grand prize of a free water and sewer line repair. It's that simple. I'd post a link to that drawing, but that'd decrease the chances of winning it myself...
2007-05-15 17:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You better have a friend that is a plummer. If not, call him(or her) over for an estimate. when they arrive, play the song "I'm too sexy" loudly throughout the house and lead him (or her) to the bedroom all the while stripping your clothes off slowly and then make sexy time. Once this is accomplished, ask them to return the favor by fixing your pluming situation, and they should gladly perform the duty. If your a guy, get a woman to fulfill this for you, and u will be successful.
2007-05-15 16:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by azdairy1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Marry the plumber.
2007-05-15 19:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Michael B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl once met me at the door in a "T" shirt that didn't quite come down to her waist and was a "see' through, trouble was, my helper was my 25 year old daughter. I didn't work.
2007-05-15 21:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by cowboydoc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're a girl, smile reeeeeeal big and flip your hair. It works for the cops when you get pulled over anyway!
And if you're a guy, you're outta luck. =OP
2007-05-15 16:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by GrnEyedBrunette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well Good Luck.......Guess you'll have CRAP all over your property.........
2007-05-15 18:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by adevilchild38 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't. Deal with it.
2007-05-15 17:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋