2007-05-15 15:54:54 · 13 answers · asked by jerkfart 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
He has a god-like gift. Leave him alone and let him hone his skills. Teach him how to manipulate tone, frequency, bass, etc. Eventually, he will become a master, like me.
2007-05-15 17:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.Eat alot of cheese.
2. Take Beano
3. Take peptobismal and see a gastroentrologist
4. Advoid eatting gasy foods.
2007-05-15 16:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs to see a nutritionally trained doctor and get tested for Celiac Disease, Lactose Intolerance, Gallbladder dysfunction, food allergies, and a variety of other possibilities.
2007-05-15 15:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in case you do not cancel the date, choose for a walk someplace loud, like by applying the waterfront with the waves and verify your gasoline is surpassed as quietly as a danger interior the downwind (in the back of you) not blowing back on you the two... or cancel the date and reschedule. purely say you have had nutrition poisoning or you have a migraine. optimistically he will understand. next time do not eat onions, saurkraut, beets, brocolli, cauliflower, beans, and different gassy meals interior of two days of a date! extra suitable success next time.
2016-11-04 01:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by atalanta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See---that's the thing about monkeys. I'd recommend he go live at the zoo in the cage with all the other monkeys. He'll be right at home.
2007-05-15 16:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~ jerkfart...this is a very chitty subject, BUTT!! I will try to answer you. Do YOU have to go to the bathroom? Cuz it sounds like you're as full of it as your friend!! Haa! Haa! Ha! You are a CRACK up! I love you jerkfart. Keep yer foot on the GAS.~~~
2007-05-16 06:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should see a doctor to find out what the problem is.
2007-05-15 16:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by snowlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until you find out the cause of the his flatulent behavior, don't play with matches.
2007-05-15 16:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by lostagain1701 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I fasted for a looooong time.....after two or three days , guess what .....
No nothing !! Problem Solved !!
2007-05-15 16:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See his doctor, it may be medically, his diet,
or if this is just for fun, at least he is not "full of it" like this question.
2007-05-15 20:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋