Especially girls do u have any funny fart stories to?
2007-05-15 13:02:56 · 15 answers · asked by supert0357 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-05-15 13:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Well mine is from when I was in High school. I was in the middlae of class and we were really bored. Class still had about 30 min. to go and the day was daggin. Me and another girl thought it would be cute to try pushing our stomachs out as far as possible to see if we could make ourselfs look pregnant. I was really skinny then so it was hard. She went first and everyone in class started laughing casue she did a good job. She really looked pregnant. Well it's my turn and I push has hard has I can and man did I let one rip!! It was so loud. Everyone in class got really quiet then we all started to laugh. Including me. I mean there's no point being embarrassed. Everyone does it, I never lived that one down. But you know It's something I'll never forget and I can always look back on and laugh. By the way don't ask me where the teacher was while all this was going on cause I don't know. It was funny to say the least.
2007-05-23 11:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by 4everNlove 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
One time in fifth grade I farted really loud-twice! They smelled soooooo bad and the whole class was really grossed out. Then the teacher walked in and smelled it and everybody told her it was me. The para professional also walked in and she is, like, against farting and so i got yelled at. I'm fourteen now and I hold a fart in if I feel the urge to pass gas.
2007-05-15 16:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by teengirl10 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
once I farted so loud that my dog yipped and ran into the other room. oh yea, another time I farted so hard, it stung and the glass of pop I was holding spilled all over me.
2007-05-23 12:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
My husband rolled over around 3 a.m. one night and promptly farted. He'd had a few bowls of chili earlier. Woo, it stunk! It woke me up it was so bad! He went to the bathroom and when he came back in HE even knew it was bad! His remark was "Wow, this is peeling the paint off the walls!" We didn't fall back asleep for an hour, we were laughing so much.
2007-05-15 13:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I once farted in church, the priest actually raised his head and looked right at me.
2007-05-23 10:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ava Mars 3 · 11⤊ 0⤋
One time my friend and i were sitting outside and he ripped one it was so loud and long it sounded like a machine gun or a motor cycle going by! ♥ =oP
2007-05-23 08:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I had an english bull dog and my bf used to blame the dog when he farted
2007-05-22 09:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
this one dude farted on the bus one time. It smelled GROSS!!!
2007-05-23 10:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Marie 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When I was pregnant with my first child "ripped one" so bad my husband thought the cat did it.
2007-05-23 07:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 5⤊ 2⤋
i was in the dollar store in line.....I let a silenced but deadly one......."-) All the people got out of line, and I moved to the front..... payed for my scuff and left
2007-05-23 11:09:35 · answer #11 · answered by Trish 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋