The tub is filled with nice hot water,oodles of bubbles,..the lights are down very low,and the candles are lit and lighting warmly. Here is a platter of the freshest fruits,and pink champaign is on ice.
I'll be right here at your beck and call,should you desire your hair shampooed,and your scalp delicately massaged.
Towels are heating,for your pleasure.
Can I get you anything else ?
2007-05-15 12:10:52 · 9 answers · asked by STORMY 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
This is for ladies only,No more pets need apply!
2007-05-15 12:17:43 · update #1
teeTiger;Wait'll you see what I do for an encore! Wink,Wink! Another kiwi,Precious?
Jess; Here's your duck,...another cherry?,Luv?
Amarena;You should be celebrated "everyday!" A little more champagne,Dear?
Missy; I thought you'd never ask! How about toweling you dry with one of these heated towels,then you're off to the massage table for a hot oil body massage! Have another strawberry?Luv? Winkety,Wink,Wink !
Mom to David;I'll be taking good care of "you" over in the "Kitty" pool,where we'll get you relaxed quickly, with a little of my "secret recipe" catnip,it's guaranteed to make you purrrr! Another sardine,Luv?
2007-05-16 10:55:14 · update #2
Hey!!! It's not nice to tease people!!! Wait...I like to be teased!!! Nevermind, I forgot!
Well, since you are so kind to offer, sure...I think you owe me after that time you blackened my eye!! What else can you get me? Hmmmm....
What else are you offering, Disciple?
P.S. I see you winking at me...I know what you're thinking!!! Too bad you don't know what I'm thinking, Disciple!! Grrrrrr!!
2007-05-15 15:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by Missy (aka: La Tigres) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My, you're suave. But I like to bathe in private so I can sing musical numbers from "200 Motels" at the top of my lungs.
2007-05-15 19:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah!
Hey, could you take that little soft brush there,
Yes...that's it...
and scrub my little feet and toes?
Ahhhhhh!
Man, you're pretty good!
2007-05-15 19:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by teetiger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you celebrating? Or … is this one of your usual days?
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:)
2007-05-15 21:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that really hurt. :o(
And I really like bubbles
2007-05-16 16:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shake hands with mister toilet.....Now get out!!!!!!
2007-05-15 19:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by setfree 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pervert much?
2007-05-15 19:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by BananaBabyy<3 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah... can you get out, I'm naked here.
2007-05-15 19:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes. I'd like my rubber ducky, please.
2007-05-15 19:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋