You know you've drunk too much coffee when .....?

Answer 1

you start shaking your coffee beans in your hand and then change your name deed poll to Maxwell house.

Answer 2

Your lying in bed trying to sleep and all you can think about wether or not you did the right thing by colour co-ordinating all the underwear and socks in your drawers, and was it really a good idea to start stripping wall-paper at 3 am in the morning
!!!

Answer 3

you are bouncing off the walls and can't go to bed til 3am and waking at 6am fighting fit and raring to go again. I have 5 kids and O.C.D and live on coffee & pro plus

Answer 4

You're going to the bathroom a lot; when you feel like your skin is crawling; your heart rate goes up - your heart beating fast; when you drink 2 or more Starbucks!

Answer 5

The coffee jars empty.

Answer 6

a giant carton of milk comes up to and asks you to dance. you say 'yes' and there you are, off down the street before you know it.

oh wait a minute. that wasn't coffee, was it. it was....

Answer 7

Your breath smells like coffee and your teeth are brown.

Answer 8

i start feeling nauseous

i love coffee, but when i drink too much of it, i start feeling nauseated (like wanting to vomit, sorry for being very descriptive)

Answer 9

5) you can see sound
4) you can hear light
3) your bathroom always smells like Starbuck's
2) when you pee outside you can't look directly at the rainbow
1)you vibrate so much michael jackson begs you for lap dances



Vin

Answer 10

The back of your thighs starts getting warm, wet and sticky.

lol