f***king close to water
2007-05-15 09:56:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Used to be true, but the microbreweries have been putting out some mighty fine stuff over the past decade or two.
2007-05-15 10:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pah! Puny American beers. Try Theakston's Old Peculier. Now THAT'S a beer.
2007-05-15 10:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke...but more deserving of beers like Miller Lite and Bud Lite.
Go pop open a Sam Adams and you'll sing a different tune.
2007-05-15 10:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it's because the American beer can is modeled on the American penis.
and the canoe is modeled on the European penis - thin, unstable, and you have to kneel to use it. Just like Europeans are kneeling to islamofascism.
2007-05-15 10:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
All I can say is, my wife wont kill me for drinking American beer. She wont go in a canoe so that kinda narrows it down.
2007-05-15 10:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're drinking the wrong beer.
2007-05-15 09:58:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get another type of beer.
2007-05-15 09:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you don't like it, don't drink it. Stick with that thick, dark gooey stuff. It is all a matter of taste.
2007-05-15 10:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both a good time if that is what you are in to.
2007-05-15 10:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by qrispont 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats good
but nothing to do with the government
2007-05-15 10:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by Kevy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋