With a name like Windows, does Microsoft plan to release MS Blinds and MS Curtains?

Question

And will it be open source?

Answer 1

I like the idea for "MS Peephole" for porn sites, but I doubt that "MS Blinds" or "MS Curtains" will fly.

I know that Microsoft would never wish to offend the visually challenged, but the "MS Blinds" might manage to do just that - if they manage to have someone tell them about the name because they can't see it themselves. That particular product would be forced to be extremely politically correct regardless of its intended use, for sure. Perhaps it would be some sort of audio site so all have access to it except for the deaf, and that would pose still more problems... Or perhaps it could be some type of site where one could send material to be demolished once and for all - sort of like when the Nixon Watergate documents were of course run through a shredder. An add might go like this:

SHUT THE BLINDS ON TROUBLE!!!

HAVE UNDESIRABLE DOCUMENTS THAT COULD GET YOU INDICTED, OR IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR SPOUSE?

Worry no longer, MS BLINDS is here! Your troublesome documents will never be seen again!

and so on and so on.....

And "MS Curtains" will never work, either. Here's another start of an add:

IT'S CURTAINS FOR MICROSOFT!

See? Not practical...

Answer 2

MS-DOS (for Microsoft Disk working equipment) is an working equipment commercialized by way of Microsoft. It became into the main extensively used member of the DOS kin of working structures and became into the dominant working equipment for the pc like minded platform during the Nineteen Eighties. some human beings will inform you that it is not yet in all actuality that's. nicely there you pass.

Answer 3

Actually I was hoping for MS Doors

Answer 4

MS Blinds is already built in to windows.....that's why you get the "Blue screen of death" when your system crashes.

Answer 5

MS Peephole for porn sites.

Answer 6

He! He! He! Very funny! How about Window Pane? It could be for those of us who never get our fill of computer problems.