If you were locked in a room with Osama Bin Laden?

Question

What would you do to him?

Answer 1

Violate him with the handle end of a Louisville Slugger

Answer 2

Firstly, wonder wht the hell i am in a room with Osama Bin Laden and then claim the $27million dollar reward when i tell everybody where he is!

Answer 3

kick is his *** for attacking the WTC. mostly because 3000 plus people lost their lives, but mostly because it got our president off his *** and started multiple wars. he was just supposed to spend those 4 years as president not doing much, hanging out in crawford, because he was in over his head and not too bright. but instead, he went to war, went to war again, got reelected and still has no clue.
is osama was smart, why did he attack the WTC. he only caused 3000 people to die. he should invest his money into rj reynold's and philip morris. those two men kill over 500,000 thousand every year. that's many more than the 3000 from the WTC. plus osama would make tons of money on his investments while help killing 500,000 a year. he could double his investment and invest in mcdonald's and kfc and all other garbage food companies that contribute to the death's of another 400,000 per year from heart disease and obsesity.
if osama did it right, he could have said he's help kill nearly 6 million people since 2001 and made tons of money doing it.

Answer 4

I would ask him why he did what he did when he came from a good family background and should have had no chip on his shoulder. I would also ask him why he had a hang up about what women should and should not wear when at one time he and his family wore western clothes. Why didnt he put his life to better use and distribute his money to help the poor and sick of his country instead of hurting all the innocents. I would ask him also how he felt when his children died and if they died because of his actions how he felt about that. Did he think of his family and his wife before he acted in the way that he did. If I could...|I would show him the faces of the families that he destroyed..or the children maimed....of the innocents who just wanted to live an ordinary happy life that all humans are entitled to. To look at the mothers and fathers of all the sons that died because of him and let them ask him questions as to why he hurt them all.

Answer 5

Sing at him badly, witter on pointlessly, generally being annoying until he surrenders to the powers that be, begging for mercy.

I wouldn't be physically capable of raising a hand to him, and no doubt I'd be in more trouble than him for trying anything like that, such is the irony of the justice system these days. I'd just want to mentally torture him and do his head in, in whatever ways i had at my disposal.

Answer 6

I would want to kill him but killing doesn't solve anything. I would tie him up and Call the feds for the reward. I would then ask him why he did it, and tell him to think about all the families that lost loved ones. And ask him how he would feel if the table was turned. I would make him apologize for what he has done.

Answer 7

don't think, I could really do all the horrible things I would want to do for all that caused, the fear-hurt-our country has not been the same since that awful day. Always have said, I wanted his head on the white house flag pole, for the world to see, but know-God will do justice for all

Answer 8

First, I would take a baseball bat to his kneecaps from the front, then I would break each of his toes, one by one. Then I would kick him in the nuts repeatedly before I castrated him. Then I would pluck his beard and mustache out one hair at a time, punching him in the eye after each one. Then I would break his nose with an iron skillet. Then I would shave his head, draw a penis on his face, and rip out his tongue....wait, am I getting too out of line here?

Answer 9

If I was locked in a room with Osama I would be more worried about trying to get out of the room.

Answer 10

I'd poke fun at him, maybe sing to drive him crazy ( I can't sing ) , mimic him. Even though I'm an adult, I suppose I'd want to make fun of him by acting silly.
What else could I do.
Crying won't do me any good.
Hitting him might get me killed.
Turning my back to him might get me killed too
Screaming at him might give him an edge or make him angry.
Talking to him won't convince him to change what he believes.
So I'd either remain silent or I'd poke fun.