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"My dad is a cop".

2007-05-15 04:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

One time, in my past, my ex wife got in a furious rage because I finally stood up to her controlling nature , on something that involved a place our 13 year old daughter wanted to go. I said absolutely no, that she was just way too young to go to an unsupervised party at her friends place, ans some of the ones going were known drinkers. When I looked in my ex-wife's face and said " NO WAY " !, she threw a hot cup of tea in my face and said with the eyes of satan , " I HATE YOU". I knew she meant it, and that was the beginning of the end. Why live with someone who hates you. But, I wasn't the one who left, it was her, leaving the two girls with me for a year and a half to look after and work shift work at a 24 hr /day pulp mill. So, we need to be careful what we say in anger, because quite often it's something deep down we really mean.

2007-05-15 04:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by The Count 7 · 1 0

Bad Breath

2016-05-18 21:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I'm going to take you and your mother out for a really expensive meal and never call either of you again.

2007-05-15 04:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You've had kids? Wow....bet you are really loose down there. and yes...some crass guy in a pub actually did say this to me.....as a chat up line it failed...althought he did get to wear my drink

2007-05-15 04:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rags 4 · 0 0

a proposal of marriage puts me off
there will be a myk shaped hole in the nearest wall
not all girls want to be wed

2007-05-15 04:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0 0

She says, My career is the most important thing in my life.
I say. Good bye.

2007-05-15 04:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0 0

If he said "yeah, i slapped her around good and proper" i would be off like a shot.

2007-05-15 04:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh there is no chance of me grating my teeth on your **** they are in the glass by the bed !!

2007-05-15 04:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0 0

I used to be a man.

2007-05-15 04:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0 0

'You should really come over sometime and listen to my Kenny Chesney collection.'

2007-05-15 04:02:30 · answer #11 · answered by doctorbooty 3 · 2 0

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