Can someone cheer me up,ive cracked my rib,it bloody hurts,and i am possibly having the worst day EVER!!?

Question

Everytime i try to eat a biscuit it keeps bloody breaking,the sky is grey,my neighbours cat left a dead bird on the doorstep,the heating is broken and im freezing,my sister is home sick and she keeps throwing up in the next room, and the hamster keeps giving me funny looks.

I have examined all the options and the only solution is suicide.Unless of course someone can cheer me up HELP!!

Answer 1

haha, thats nothing, i'm having a knuckle removed in my toe, my foot broken and pins fitted in a month.
also dead birds are a cats way of saying thank you,, if you think about it like that, its a good thing.
hamsters have a short life span so that prob shouldnt last too long.
think positive and if all fails, watch hollyoaks re-runs, that always cheers me up.
hope you get better soon, think about me when i'm hobbling round like a plonker next month, lol xxx

Answer 2

now let's just calm down for a moment. take a deep breath. forget the suicide part, that's not an option. let's take a different look at it. I'm sure your cracked rib hurts like hell, but that seems to be the worse thing on your list. Keep taking something for the pain and eventually it will heal. Could be worse it could be cancer. As far as your biscuit breaking, who cares. your gonna bite it and it's gonna break anyway. It will still taste the same. the sky might be gray, but that's good, because you can take a nap later and it's easier to sleep than if it's all sunny outside. The dead bird on your step is just the cat's way of trying to please you. look at it as a gift, it must really like you. Bundle up with some extra clothes and a blanket and you'll be fine until the heating is fixed. Your sister will stop puking eventually, and be thankful it's not you doing it. I'm not too sure what's going on with your hamster, but stay away from it. Last, but not least, you could be me right now. I had to take some citric magnesium and can't be more than 6 feet from the bathroom for the rest of the day. I'm bored out of my mind (if you haven't noticed) and I wish it was a cloudy, gray, day so that I could try to nap later. Now cheer up or I will have to come and beat you. lol feel better.

Answer 3

How are you going to commit suicide if you have a cracked rib and can't get up. How does home sickness cause throw up? Maybe if your sister tries taking some medicine and drinking some 7 UP, then she will feel better and then she can come and help you. She can give you a biscuit that won't break and maybe she can cheer you up. Sorry, that's the best I can come up with, I'm not in the cheering up mood.

Answer 4

I may not be able to cheer you up but I can tell you I know how it feels. A few years ago, coincidentally, Friday 13th. and my birthday I was suffering with a bad bout of bronchitis when I was mugged. The thief was a professional. I didn't even see it coming - a broken rib and that sickening feeling from the gut of the stomach. When I look back, other bad days seem good in comparison. I don't think this helped. Sorry.

Answer 5

he he he

1) only ever buy the broken biscuit variety then you got one up on them first!
2) My sky is blue you just must be colour blind
3)Leave a dead cat on your neighbours door step
4) Summer is just around the corner no need for heating
5)Send ya sister home!
6)Pull your tongue out to the Hamster ! cheeky little git
7) Suicide is a permanent solution to some very temporary probs !

you'll be fine tomorrow is another day !

good luck be happy x

Answer 6

Here's a little joke for you:

Paddy and Seamus were taking an important exam. If they failed they'd not be allowed to graduate. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a (blank)."
Paddy was stumped. He had no idea of the answer but knew he needed to pass. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Seamus on the shoulder. "Psst, Seamus, what's the answer to the last question?" Seamus laughed and whispered to Paddy, "Paddy, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah," said Paddy, "I remember now." He picked up his pen and started to write the answer in the blank when suddenly he stopped. Reaching to tap Seamus's shoulder again, he whispered, "Seamus, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Paddy. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

Every bad day must come to an end. Hope tomorrow will be better for you.

Answer 7

oooooh baby cracked ribs hURT!! you poor thing - all I can suggest is that you lie down and try not to move - I broke all the ribs on my right hand side a few years ago - so I know the pain youre going through!
With regards the biscuit- just eat it in one go - dont try and nibble it
Pull the curtins so you cant see the sky
Close the door so you cant see the dead bird
Get a blanket and light a fire
Put your sister outside the house - in the shed where you cant hear her
Put your hamster in a drawer where he cant see you!

xx

Answer 8

I'm on the couch with a sprained ankle,ouch it hurts,can't go anywhere. I have big scabs on top of my foot that want heal,from failing down steps and landing on cement.Looks like the mange,lol.I'm sitting here eating oreos for breakfast getting fatter.DON"T commit suicide!! My life right now sucks too.But my ankle will get better,so will your ribs.Put a cover over the hamster cage so it will quit giving you funny looks.Get you a couple of blankets,put on some wooly socks,go to bed,shut your door,so you can't hear your sister.best of luck to you.it will get better.

Answer 9

Jeez and there's me complaining about a basket of ironing, I would love to tell you a joke but I don't want to make you laugh so much your rib does hurt, cheer up though there's light at the end of the tunnel, even if it is a train coming the other way.

Answer 10

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