What Was your Most Embarrassing Moment.........?

Answer 1

This is true, my new g/f invited me to tea to meet her parents, collar and tie job. I was completely out of place I was hot, I didn't like wearing a tie, and they were all very snobby.
Fancy little cups of tea, boiling hot, little bits of fancy cakes.
A bit of fancy cake went down the wrong way, I started coughing, a bit of cake escaped and flew across the table, landed in front of 'Daddy' in a soggy mess, I thought a sip of tea would sort it out, it didn't it burnt my mouth!
I continued coughing and going bright red in the face, then every time I coughed a loud far* escaped!
That was it! I fled the place, I was never invited back there again, the g/f contacted me soon after and asked why I had rushed out of the house, she thought it was hilarious , I didn't!

Answer 2

My most embarrassing moment? Well, Love, there are sooooooo many to choose from! When I was a teen, I had a bit of a problem. I was nervous, and whenever I became Very nervous, I got gassy. The more I fought it, the more it would build. Unfortunately, it often happened in church! Probably because it was supposed to be Quiet and my cousin used to do things that made me laugh, which was also embarrassing.

Now, our church had two things I disliked intensely… one was the wooden benches that vibrated rather loudly. The other was the acoustics of the church that must have been created just to accentuate that vibration in volume and intensity! Some of my most embarrassing moments would have to be those nervous years in church where I often wanted to become invisible.

Answer 3

My mother and I had gone to a supper club that also had a large dance floor and pretty good band. We had gone into the restroom. I was wearing a barely cover your cheeks,dress. I walked out in front of my mother and I thought I heard her choking. I turned to see her slumped against the wall and I bent over her. By then, I thought she was having a heart attack. I hear a commotion behind me where there is a long bar. By now I realize she is laughing. I had tucked my skirt in my pantyhose and was showing butt to the whole bar. I still ask her why she didn't just pull my skirt out or stop me. I have never left a restroom in a skirt since that I don't run my hands down my backside many times. Of course there were worse moments, just nothing that would fly here.

Answer 4

Everyday I always have embarrassing moments. But what is good about these moments is that I always have my crazy friends to laugh with me at myself every time I'm embarrassed.

Anyway, there is this one time when I attended Simbang Gabi with my Grandma and we were singing the church song, I actually thought that what I was singing was the same song everybody in the church does. I really sang loud because i want to show-off. But as I continue singing at the top of my lungs, I got a little bit disturbed because everybody in the church starred at me while one of their eyebrows raised. I stopped all at once and when I came to my senses. The song I was singing was the other version of the song everybody is singing. To my embarrassment, I just shut up and didn't sung any song anymore.

Answer 5

Well i can laugh about this now but it took a long time to get over it,

I got onto a bus taking my 7 yr old daughter to school. It had been snowing and as i paid the driver, i turned to walk up the aisle of the bus when the snow on my boots melted slightly and made me slip, not just a little slip, both of my legs flew into the air at the same time sending me crashing down on my back. I was wearing a sheepskin coat at the time and it restricted my movements, so try as i might, i couldn't get up. As the bus went round one corner, i was trying to pull myself up but the bus changed direction and i ended up just rolling on my back again, this went on for a few minutes with the whole bus in heaps of laughter, then the driver noticed their amusement and stopped the bus, got out of his cab and asked if i needed help. It was only then i was able to pull myself up, much to the embarrassment of my daughter who was trying really hard to look as though she didn't know who i was!!

Answer 6

Many years ago but I still blush and cringe ........

Wedding anniversary - husband took me to VERY POSH LONDON HOTEL (the most posh,most famous,most lacking in sense of humour!).

Had wonderful meal and wine and dancing.

Went up to suite. Me into bathroom for luxury bath and ultimately into newly purchased 'romantic' undies (I am dying as I write this!).

The most covering thing that I was wearing was my perfume.

Walked into the suite to wow my husband and remind him why he married me to find him and two room service attendents who had brought the wine standing in the room watching the football highlights!

And because I had made such a grand entrance with my own version of "Simply the Best" of course they had all looked around at the same time!

Oh the shame of it!
Thank you so much for reminding me - now I will be scarlett for the rest of the day and no-one will know why - but i shall be reliving it again and again and again - HELP - I NEED THERAPY .......... AGAIN!

Answer 7

when i went in the sea on holiday got knocked over by a big wave and i lost by bikini top and bottoms could of died walking along the beach totally naked looking for my towel

Answer 8

trousers falling down as i stepped out of my car by the local spar ... think my son was way more embarrassed than me tho :)

Answer 9

When I was doing high jump in secondary school, and the seat/ back part of my pants ripped and my underwear was exposed.

Answer 10

trying to impress a lady i knew, pulled up next to her in car, got out to chat and fell out the car in a heap!!!
she was redder than me !! lol blushx2