The chicken did not make it close to the road - it was NATIONALIZED in the township!
2007-05-14 16:11:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Jan F.E. Celliers: "Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al."
Eugene Terblanche : "Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die pad. En iemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof !"
Nataniel:"Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning!"
Naas Botha: "Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord."
Nelson Mandela:"It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken."
Pieter-Dirk Uys:"Was dit 'n he-chicken or a she-chicken?" Does it Pik?
Allan Boesak: "How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It must have 'struggled' to cross the road."
Dullah Omar: "I am sure the chicken is innocent. He did what he did because of the apatheid legacy."
N'conde Balfour: "The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway..."
Trevor Manuel : "Makes me think: We don't tax chickens crossing roads yet...."
Tony Leon: "No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back."
Van Schalkwyk: "Let's join the chicken and cross the road!"
Desmond Tutu: "We should have crossed the road with him. Together we will make a difference."
Thabo Mbeki: "I don't really have an opinion about this...."
Mark Shuttleworth : "I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the road!" (or to take one to Mars with me..)
Mugabe:"Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going to. And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's business what I do in my country. It is the British's fault for bringing chickens here anyway."
2007-05-17 02:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Angelpaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray that some day a chicken can cross the road without its motives being called into question.
2007-05-14 23:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear H***
They've all got it wrong!!!
The chicken crossed the road before the "TAXI" rush hour!!!!
luv
peppa-ann
2007-05-15 05:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by peppa-ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, because the road cannot cross the chicken
2007-05-15 01:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by pinoyclanDOTcom 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was in Crossroads next to Gugulethu and Nyanga in Cape Town!
2007-05-15 03:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coz it didnt want to cross a pregnant lady who it makes sick...
No one would...
2007-05-15 04:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, because it was stapled to the punk rocker??
2007-05-14 23:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show the Possum how it's done.
2007-05-14 23:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Pichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get over the fence that thabo was sitting on?
2007-05-15 04:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause there was a handsome hen waitin for her on the other side
2007-05-14 23:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋