I got news for ya, but I have something better, disease. It makes them suffer and beg for forgiveness, and they're willing to do ANYTHING.
The sickle is over-rated, I through mine out last century.
Got tired of having to clean, plus, I kept forgetting where I put it.
2007-05-14 16:08:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Id go with the sickle
2007-05-14 16:16:29
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answered by Anonymous
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STYLUS!!!
Actually I carry two so I can whip them out and go stylus ninja on everyone!
It hurts to be stabbed by a stylus, you know!
I know this person I absolutely hate, every time I see them I get out my styli (that is the plural) and have at him! Weakling, he cannot resist the mighty poking of the stylus, so he runs in terror. I laugh.
Additionally when I am bored I can take them out and fiddle with them, and of course they are great for touch-sensitive devices, naturally. They come from a Nintendo DS (which I love) and are black. Like some kind of ninja weapon.
2007-05-14 16:05:17
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answered by Mysterious Bob 4
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Words
2007-05-14 16:06:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Words.
2007-05-14 16:09:13
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answered by Anonymous
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My farts have been known to make the strongest man cry! Literally!
Thus, I chose flatulence!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2007-05-14 16:09:44
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answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5
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My mind and my mouth can both be deathly and used as a weapon.
2007-05-14 16:06:58
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answered by ? 5
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I put chewed gum in people's hair, I keep a wad in my purse in case a pervert attacks me!
2007-05-14 16:13:53
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answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4
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I prefer the Makarov 9x18mm semi auto pistol. It worked in the post war Warsaw Pact and it works for me!
2007-05-14 16:08:53
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answered by Chairman LMAO 6
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The U.S. Military
2007-05-14 16:05:19
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answered by oneworld09 5
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