How to explain a dead hooker in your basement?

Question

I need an answer ASAP!

Answer 1

gosh, i hate when that happens....

obviously she was a cat burglar who fell down and hit her head in the creepy darkness (i didn't say she was a competent cat burglar...)

she removed all or part of her clothing to use as a tourniquet to staunch the bleeding. however, since she hit her head (pay attention please), she applied the tourniquet to her neck, and thus strangled herself.

so as you can see, she may have appeared to be a hooker but in fact she was a hard-working criminal whose breaking and entering skills were no match for your low ceilings and slippery floors.

Answer 2

You shoulda called the dead hooker removal service, removing dead hookers for years. wet, dry, fat and stanky..and remember the only thing that smells worse than a hooker, is a DEAD hooker

Answer 3

She was like that when you got home... must've been burglarizing your house. Then shift the inquiries in the direction of the cops: "why aren't you guys doing a better job making sure stuff like this doesn't happen to innocent tax-paying civilians like myself?"

Answer 4

there once was a hermit named dave
who kept a dead hooker in his cave
her skin was runny
and she smelled kinda funny
but think of all the money he saved!

Answer 5

Tell the cops "she said she was going to go down"..how was I to know she meant the basement...I was in the bedroom waiting for her! lol ;- )

Answer 6

I don't have a basement .... or know a hooker.

Answer 7

pfffft That's the one thing you don't have to explain, who ever found it needs to start explaining why they all up in your business and why they be snooping around!? You might wanna check them for a wire also

Answer 8

You mean my ex-wife is dead, in your basement? Good for you. Keep "It" there. She was Porcupine, anyway!

Answer 9

I don't think there is really an answer for that dude! Just call 911.

Answer 10

I'm a medical student and was getting behind in my pathology homework, is there a problem?