Off The Lion King, Can You Write A Story?

Question

1. I Just Can't Wait To Be King
2. Circle Of Life
3. Can You Feel The Love Tonight
4....To Die For
5. Under The Stars

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Well, today I write PART FOUR to my story.

Let me do a bit of a re-cap:

Kitty has asked a wanted criminal, a Mr. Bad John Juggernaut, who bears a striking resemblance to Doc Adams, to come to Dodge and help her with her nasty old plan to get Sunshine MacGillicutty, Matt's new girlfriend, out of his life.

In PART THREE......"Two days passed . Nothing. Then on the third day, in the (1.) Shadows Of The Night, there was a knock on her hotel door.
She opened it to find a man that looked so much like Doc Adams, her old friend from Dodge, that for a moment she thought it WAS Doc. He came in,sat down, and listened to her plan. Here's the deal....Kitty wanted him to go to Dodge, find Sunshine and drug her. Then parade her all over town as his new girlfriend. She knew that the real Doc would be out of town for the next three weeks. Kitty wanted everyone to think that Doc and Sunshine were having a fling.
"Muawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!" She could barely contain herself. "I warn you, Bad John, Matt will not stay still for this.
(3.) Fight It Out, if you must....but don't kill him. I love the idiot and he's the reason for this whole shindig."


We now resume with PART FOUR, the CONCLUSION to......"Kitty's Evil Plan."

Kitty, grinning like a Cheshire Cat , sent Bad John off on his way......... "Ahh.... The(2.) Circle Of Life........Matt and I spend 20 years together...then that fool girl from Virginia shows up.....Matt falls under her spell.....leaves me and hooks up with her.....BUT, after all of this, he'll return to me. God, but I am clever!!" Bad John listened to her ramblings , got his pay from her and left on his mission.

He rode into Dodge unnoticed. He examined the layout of the town. Then he rode out to Sunhine's farm. He sneaked up to the livingroom window.....listened....... nothing. Did the same at the kitchen window....nothing. Then he crept over to the bedroom window.......voices could be heard.
Matt:" (1.) I Just Can't Wait To Be King."
Sunshine: "Yes, and I shall be the fair maiden, in distress." They were having fun with a little role play . Bad John snickered and continued listening.
Matt:" (3.) Can You Feel The Love Tonight, SunnyMac?"
Sunshine:" God, Matt!!! You are (4)....To Die For!"

Bad John was under that window ALL night. He awoke the next morning with a start. Sunshine was diving back in bed with her signiture scream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjGTGiGfKes
Matt, asleep at the time, nearly wet his drawers! Bad John, horrified beyond belief, DID wet his!!......"Son-of-a- *****!!"
Off he went to some nearby bushes to clean up. About 1/2 hour later, he saw Matt mounting his horse and riding away.

Bad John: "At LAST!! God, he must be one helluva man!"
He crept into the house and found a mug of tea on the table. He slipped some chemiclals in the mug and then went outside again to hide and wait. Sunshine came in and sat down,took several gulps and was soon under the spell of the concoction with which her tea was "laced." Bad John came back in....."Well, hello little lady." Sunshine was in a trance and just stared. It was as though her mind was (5.) Under The Stars and her ability to think straight was hiding somewhere in the Milky Way.

Bad John put her in the buggy and they drove to Dodge. As they passed Matt's office, Festus just happened to peer out the window. Festus: "Matthew? Is everythng alright 'tween you and Miss Sunhine?"
Matt assured him it couldn't be better....."Hell, yes. Why just this morning.............well, um....... does the term, 'monkey sex' mean anything to you?"
Festus started grinning....."Can't say as it does......but it sure can git a feller to thinking." He completely forgot about seeing Sunshine looking mighty friendly with Doc (REALLY Bad John) in the buggy.

As they rode past the General Store, LadyLinda, Doc's girlfriend, was coming out the door, laden with packages. At that very moment, "Doc" laid a huge smooch on Sunshine's neck. LadyLinda dropped her packages and felt faint......"Oh no...........Sunshine with MY sweet Doc. How COULD they?!!!"
The buggy left town before she had a chance to regain her wits and yell at them. She ran over to Matt's office. As she barged through the front door, she ran smack dab into Festus who fell down from the impact! She walked over him and spoke to Matt...."Marshal Dillon!! Did you know that Sunshine and Doc are having an affair.?!" Matt spit out his coffee in her face as he laughed at the preposterous suggestion.
Matt:" What on EARTH are you talking about," he said , wiping the coffee from her face and apologizing profusely?"
She explained what she had seen. Festus then remembered what HE had seen. Matt:" What?! Why didn't you tell me, Festus?!"
Festus:"I was a 'fixin' to tell you, and then you started talking about monkey sex and I plum forgot."
LadyLinda:"MONKEY SEX??!! OMG.....is THAT what they are having?!"

Matt ran outside to see if they were anywhere around. He then came back in........."Are you telling me that old Doc Adams was smooching MY SunnyMac?!"
LadyLinda: "He ain't as old as you think!!" She blushed as she said this and started giggling as she straightened the bow of her bonnet . Festus who was rubbing a sore ankle that he got when LadyLinda knocked him over ,then spoke....."Pears to me that lots of folk around here are very busy." Matt and LadyLinda were not amused.

Matt grabbed a rifle and ran outside....."Might as well BE PREPARED(bonus song). If Doc thinks I'm gonna sit here and let him steal my gal, he's not as smart as I thought he was!" And with that he rode off after them. He searched and searched and FINALLY found them back at her little farm house. He stormed into the house and found the two of them sitting on the couch. "Doc!! Take your hands off of my girl!"
Then he looked at Sunshine....."Mind telling me what in the HELL is going on?!" Sunshine looked at him with a blank stare and said......"HAKUNA MATATA." (bonus song)
Matt:" What the %$%@ does THAT mean?!"
Matt looked again at the man posing as Doc......"Why.....You're not Doc! You're Bad John Juggernaut, the man on the wanted poster. Bad John went for his gun. Matt dropped him where he sat!! Just before he died, Bad John said......"Tell the redhead I tried my best."

The gunshot awakened Sunshine from her trance-like state.
Sunshine:"What's going on? Matt....I ....I.....don't know what's happening."
Matt:"That makes TWO of us!!" After Matt got the body to Dodge, he came back to the farmhouse. Sunshine told him all that she remembered. Matt told her what the man's last words were. The two of them looked at each other..........
Was it possible? Could this REALLY have been the doings of a Miss Kitty Russell?
Matt looked toward Dodge with an incredulous stare.
Matt:" Well, I guess all that booze she's been consuming has finally caused her to go off the dead end."
Sunshine, none the worse for the ordeal ,just said....."Oh well, pip pip and doodley do.........Hey, Mattbaby♥........wanna take a ....."nap"?
Matt:"The woman is insatiable."

Answer 2

You could call one of the books, "Hakuna Matata" (: (: