I ate a 3pound bag of M&M's and drank a 2 liter bottle of Ginger ale. Then I made myself and sandwich and ripped open a 4 pound bag of chips.
When I left the grocery store, there was this guy following me, saying "Hey, old man, what the heck do you think you're doing?"
I kicked him in the liver, got in my shopping cart, and took off.
Now I feel bad about it.
2007-05-14 14:24:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't. I hate that guy too, next go for the kidneys.
2007-05-14 14:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had no business bringing that dish of chopped liver out from behind the deli counter. Don't they teach them ANYTHING these days about food hygiene? Serves him right. You take it easy, old timer - especially after what YOU've just eaten!
2007-05-14 22:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go back in the store and offer to work for the man a week for free, cleaning his store. Otherwise you cannot get forgiveness.
2007-05-14 21:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by supertop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone still kick people in the liver!
2007-05-15 04:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont feel bad, wait til later when you shopping cart gets a wobbly wheel and your guts starts to churn and theres no where to turn for a crap, then you should start to feel bad.
2007-05-14 22:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by I forget 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! The liver????
I wish I could give YOU 10 points just for originality!
2007-05-14 21:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You kicked him in the liver? LOL... Right on Go back tomorrow!
2007-05-14 21:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Christine H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You the man
2007-05-14 21:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha dont feel bad have you ever heard of freedom of kicking whoever you want. by the way are you homeless?
2007-05-14 21:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by A Nobody 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow weird!
2007-05-14 21:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Chain-Gang Diva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋