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2007-05-14 14:09:37 · 18 answers · asked by marina t 1 in Politics & Government Government

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Seeing as the current president is a republican and I am liberal... I would try and change most everything... you name it, I'd change it

2007-05-14 14:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by savywoods 3 · 0 2

I would change the public schools, especially when it comes to teaching kids proper spelling and sentence structure.

Actually, I'd probably start taking steps toward abolishing the public education system altogether, in favor of private schools competing for those tax dollars that are used to feed the government education monopoly with very little to show for its efforts.

Of course, my attempts would fail. So I'd start pushing the Fair Tax. This way, we no longer punish success and reward failure. Everyone gets a fair shake from the tax system, and those most in need end up paying next to nothing for the necessities of life.

Of course, this would also fail. So I would resign myself to vetoing every piece of legislation that came across my desk. The less government does, the better.

2007-05-14 21:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by dvari 3 · 1 0

I would raise the minimum wage so that people can at least break even. I would try to fund programs for during and after school geared into motivating and helping our youth. Teaching them the skills needed to succeed. Also I would look into eliminating the poverty in the United States. We see a lot of the poverty in other countries and I don't have a problem with helping them but in the U.S. we have a lot of poverty and not a lot of it is being shown. I would try to make a medical insurance where everyone would be covered. I think we pay a lot of tax and little is done with it.

2007-05-14 21:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by rencar32002 4 · 0 1

Given that opportunity, pull all the Stops, get the War in high gear, and do some serious Butt Kicking. Confine Congress
to Quarters, and slap them with a gag order, to keep , our
Enemies, from knowing everything in advance.

2007-05-14 21:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Let elected officials live in dormitory housing like collage kids and eat in a cafeteria. Cut their spending budgets and salaries. Maybe they should get the medium salary of their constituents. Limit terms of office and make it a duty like military service. those who wanted to serve and make a difference would gladly serve. Those that like the money, power and perks may not be so willing. Just a thought.

2007-05-18 18:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by alioopisme 3 · 0 0

If I were president, and congress is as it usually is, politics as usual will allow NOTHING to be accomplished. However, if that included supernatural influence...I might start with fencing off NYC and Southern California (L.A. Hollywood Beverly Hills Etc.) and declaring them unnatural disaster areas unfit to be called part of the U.S. of A.

2007-05-14 21:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

So this is what I'd do.........I make everyone take an I.Q. test. Everyone below a certain score would be executed. Then I would find me a first lady with a ghetto booty. Then I would change the name "first lady" to "first babys mama". Every Tuesday would be ladies nite at every establishment in the U.S. (Churches included). I would then change the name of the white house to the "First house of funk". I would next put a presidential mandate that declared a strip club be put next to every McDonalds in America.

Next I would deploy the salvation army to Iraq because of that annoying *** ringing at Christmas time plus the bells could be used as psycological warfare. I would then declare a manditory siesta from 1-4 every afternoon. All people living within the borders of the U.S. will wear no clothes; that way men can't lie and men acting like women won't trick you ever again and so the tissue will no longer have anything to cling to.

Canada will immediatley become invaded and be renamed "America Junior". Your license plate number will be your cell phone number so I can effectively call you when you cut me off and revoke your license with a presidential mandate...and so I can holler at the hot mama in the ford taurus. Seatbelts will also be replaced by ejector seats and parachutes. You will have to take a psych evaluation and if you don't pass it by my standards you will not be able to drive...this will effectively cut down traffic by 90 percent.

Everyone residing in the U.S. who makes over a million dollars a year will have their wages garnished to 1 million dollars a year....proceeds from this will go to feeding the hungry and housing the homeless....Who really needs more than a million dollars a year? Actors, musicians, and professional sports figures BEWARE!!!!!

My cabinet will be manned by members of the Harlem Globetrotters and that cute girl I met in the Ford Taurus. Teachers in public schools will no longer be hired strickly on their educational qualifications. They must first pass a test on how well they lead and motivate the youth of our nation. No more just going through the motions folks.

Disneyland and Disneyworld will be given over to the homeless and be staffed entrirely by hooters girls until the proceeds that we took from the rich will build houses for the homeless. This will also provide jobs for the homeless.

Invade Mexico...now known as "America the 3rd.....Or Bob" Members of extremist church groups eg; The westboro baptist church, will be deported to Iraq. There is still freedom of religion but only in the boundries of your church.

Politicians of all kinds (including myself) will wear dog collars that will shock them everytime they lie. Delivering the most painful shock. The Klan will be sent to Africa. Gangs will be given an area to settle their disputes..lets call it Utah. Area 51 and all other secret bases will open their doors to the public between 9am and 5pm. Aliens will be able to be probed.

Anyone attempting a stupid lawsuit eg; someone who smokes for 30 years suing Phillip Morris for getting cancer. Will be forced to abandon their old employment and work for the company they were trying to sue. I will be the sole Judge of stupid lawsuits. jails will be turned into a UFC type arena...for your veiwing pleasure. that is while they are not working 12 hour days doing anything, as long as they are becomming productive Americans. All Jurys will be replaced by an "America votes" American Idol style voting system. All Lawyers replaced by criminal representing self. Education will be free... .period. The money to fund this will be from the rich monetary cutting bill.

That is all for now I am getting tired.

2007-05-14 21:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Willie-D 3 · 0 2

The President doesn't really change a whole lot - he doesn't change the law for instance, he doesn't change the constitution - it's his job to uphold the constitution, and I don't think I'd want to change that.

2007-05-14 21:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 0 0

By decree, I would eliminate all liberals from living in the US. If you wish to be a democrat, you need to do so with logic and common sense !

2007-05-14 21:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 0 0

The first thing I would do would be to get rid of campaign funding... then change the law to allow more than two parties.

then I think I might paint the White house brown.

2007-05-14 21:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by Debra H 7 · 0 2

Get all the soldiers out of Iraq and never go into another war like that. What a huge mistake. Pray to god that they get to come home soon.

2007-05-14 21:17:11 · answer #11 · answered by lynn 4 · 0 1

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