English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

.......I had total control until that fat lady bent over to tie her shoe.
I was hypnotized by a giant polyester mountain of back-cheek.
They brought me downtown, but I hung tough and demanded my one phone call. I called an old friend and talked about the good old days for half an hour.
Was this a misuse of my one phone call?

2007-05-14 13:27:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

How did you ever find a shopping cart without one wobbly wheel? You really had something there.

2007-05-14 13:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 2 0

I have a 289 67' Mustang engine attached to my shopping cart. All of the bad guys get out of my way when there is a sale on taco shells on aisle 8B.

2007-05-14 13:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 1 0

That was good use of a phone call. As long as the county is providing three hots and a cot, you might as well catch up on old times and old friends.

2007-05-14 13:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 2 0

what's with those procuring Carts? lol properly together with his being waiting to hold his breath see you later, He would crash whilst he have been given to the backside. what share extra procuring Cart questions are you going to ask? they're humorous nevertheless

2016-11-03 22:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No that phone call belongs to you.
Hope you didn't get a DUI. Also in Houston they would have charged you with stealing the grocery cart.

2007-05-14 13:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1 0

No man, it's just another example of the man trying to keep a brother down!

2007-05-14 13:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I just hope you don't need the Incontinence Hotline tonight now you've used up your quota of calls.

2007-05-14 13:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

Well, yeah, you big dummy. Why didn't you get the lady's phone number and call her?

2007-05-14 13:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by lucy02 6 · 2 0

I don't think so. Watch out for blubber butts, they also get me hypnotized.

2007-05-14 13:32:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, when you are in the home it will keep you laughing for many years

2007-05-14 13:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers