When you are watching TV and you haev to fart do you mute the TV so everyone else doesn't miss it?

Question

Or are you greedy and just keep it to yourself?

*have (sp oops)

Answer 1

I do it quietly, and then get up to go to the kitchen or something, allowing the stench to filter throughout the room. While people are dying from it, and blaming each other, I can then come in, innocent-like, and also throw in my own outraged reaction, and false accusations. I enjoy destroying the reputation of an innocent person, and getting away with such perfidy.

PS.: If you have turned down the volume, and instead of FARTING, you should SHART, then EVERYONE will know! It's a big risk, with insufficient payoff, if you ask me.

Answer 2

Nah.

Mine rip through the air in such a way that we could be watching a movie with massive explosions, a loud sound track and wild action, and the concussion from my flatulence will still shake the others in the room to their very core.

You don't HEAR me pass wind, you FEEL it.

Answer 3

The Mute button doesn't help mine. They are loud and loved by all.

Answer 4

i hit the mute as it is quite an event to behold.

Answer 5

i'm pretty greedy. if you want, i could fart into an envelop and send it to you. just send me a self addressed stamp envelop and its all yours.

Answer 6

no i don't mute it i want eveyone else to have the chance to smell it lmao

Answer 7

why mute and interupt the program, thats rude

Answer 8

i dont tell anyone, i dont give anyone the chance to leave the room, before the smell engulfs the room

Answer 9

nope, because they'll smell it. No need to mute.

Answer 10

sometimes..but thats why Farts smell..so Deaf people can enjoy them too