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i have a pic of nicole richie looking skeletal running in a bikini. i need a caption for a joke newsapaper. i realize anorexia is not a laughing matter etc but shes a spaz and deserves it.

2007-05-14 08:26:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

ffs, im not making fun of anorexic people, its more about how the newspapers demonise characters such as richie then offer diet advice on the following page.

2007-05-14 22:58:52 · update #1

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if shes that skinny is she "a bikini line"????????

2007-05-14 08:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Who said toothpicks don't enjoy the sun as much as people?
Quick get her out of the sun she might evaporate since she obviously has only been drinking water!!!
If you put her up to the sun kids, you can see through her.
sHE'S RUNNING FROM THAT MAN WITH A CHEESEBURGER.He's just trying to keep this from becoming a nudist beach!!

2007-05-14 09:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by sarah 1 · 0 0

You are right it is not a laughing matter, it is a very serious illness, and any illness does not warrant being made fun of, perhaps she is running away from blokes like you

2007-05-14 13:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0 0

Help, Help, here comes a cheeseburger!

Watchout! Paris Hilton is drunk and driving a car down the beach!

Where are they baywatch auditions? I wan't to be Pam Anderson's left breast.

2007-05-14 08:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy B 2 · 0 0

Haha i hate twigs, recently i have got an icon syaing i think i met nicole richie today, oh wait i think it was a twig!!!!

2007-05-18 00:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cσυятηєуу вяυνν* 3 · 0 0

Skinny Dip!

2007-05-14 08:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Nope but your Mr Magoo pic should say "is there a funny smell around here or have I gotten sh!t on the end of my nose again"

2007-05-14 08:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey Paris! Where'd you put the Trim Spa!!

2007-05-14 08:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by count alucard 5 · 0 0

You're a d!ck and should realise that no-one deserves having fun poked out of an illness. Surely no-one that uses the word 'spaz' should be writing for a profession?

Why don't you do something decent with your life?

2007-05-14 08:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by earthaintdying 3 · 2 3

"howdy be careful with that project. My head isn't a cricket ball you realize in spite of the reality that it sounds like one." or "o.k. Symmo, carry nonetheless. i will make a mirror out of your head dazzling away"

2017-01-09 20:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh dear, she's running away from me. Perhaps I shouldn't have suggested having dinner......?

2007-05-14 08:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by Heralda 5 · 1 0

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