2007-05-14 07:18:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When they come to my door I say "are you the girls from the escort agency "
2007-05-14 07:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sadly, this so-called "question" seems intended entirely to demean Jehovah's Witnesses.
Interestingly, such "hatred" should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:
(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.
(Luke 6:22) Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.
(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.
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2007-05-14 23:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would an angel not have his wings in the first place? As a body, they were all created millenniums ago. The Bible doesn't say the breed or any new ones are created for any reason. Humans don't become angels, except in mythology. As it is, angels have six wings, a set on their feet, a set on their backs, and a set on their heads.
2007-05-14 23:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but doubtful, especially since it doesn't seem to happen often. Most people, atleast the ones I meet, have enough respect for themselves, to if not interested politely say no thank you, and shut the door like a normal person.
2007-05-14 21:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand why people always pick on Jehovahs Witnesses. Youre mean.
2007-05-14 14:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Rach 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes and Satans tail grows and inch longer.
2007-05-14 14:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not sure. They do owe 10 cents each time that happens though.
2007-05-14 14:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope. But i bet the Jehova's Witnesses would say yes tho...
2007-05-16 19:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by question_freak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if thats true,ive helped many an angel out.
2007-05-14 14:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by ♥livingdeadgirl♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes it's true.
10 angels get their wings if it's a Mormon
2007-05-14 14:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋